Crash
My mother is on fire from the money she just smoked. The firefighters are trying to put her out now.
My dad's arrested for being 'the bomb'
He walked into a store with a Molotov shouting 'I'm the bomb!!'
My brother is on the roof in the middle of a rain storm screaming 'Come Cthulhu!! Come my child!!*
My sister is...well... Let's just say she's hiding in a bush right next to Justin beabers window taking pictures of him.
My dog? He's eating the cats food.
My cat? Eating my fish, Ricky. RIP.
My fish? Dead.
And my life? It jumped out a 10 storye building. Then got ran over by a car. Then ran over by the ambulance. Then got sent to the hospital where it was put on fire by a nurse. Then the firefighters came and put it out. Then got transferred to a new hospital where the plug was pulled to charge someone's nokia. Then that nokia fell threw the floor and caused the whole hospital went crashing down. So yeah.
This is my life right now. Feel free to join. Just comment: 'I'm a horse'
Well. *coughs, then Sneeze's, then Clears throat* If you wanna join my randomness plz RP or PM or just message or spam me if you have to. I have nothing important to do anyways.
Anyone's welcome!!!!!!!!!!
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I do what I want dammit!!!!!
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