hello readers, we all have this problem. you know when you watch tv or on the computer, and say you look down and the remote or your phone. and say you have to the bathroom, or to get a drink, what ever you have to get up for. 

so you come back and the remote, or phone is gone. my reaction (featuring, Zerai)

Kittyleg: w-where is the remote 

Zerai: Where the hell are my glasses?

Kittyleg: who are you, where zeraiii!!!!!

Zerai: Huh? Who the hell are you?!

Kittyleg: i asked first and where is the remote, since your the only person here can you help me find my friend and my remote.

Zerai: What the hell are you talking about? I don't know you. Why are you in here? Where's Kitty?!

Kittyleg: i am kitty j-just help me find our things and we can move and never meet each other again deal.

Zerai: I'm not helping some woman that I don't know find shit!

Kittyleg: hey look a pear of glasses.

Zerai: Are they circle framed?

Kittyleg: yea are they yours 

Zerai: Yeah...?

kittyleg puts the glasses in the random strangers face. 

Kittyleg: zerai where have you been, you left me with a random stranger waa.

Zerai puts the glasses on and narrows his eyes.

Zerai: Kitty? The hell were you?

Kittyleg: um in my house screaming at this weird thing. trying to help find you.

Zerai:  Wait... that was YOU?!

Kittyleg: w-whait that thing was you 

then both peoples noticed that they where screaming at one anther. i swear if they dont pay me more i will stop being the narrator, hmp. and then they both noticed that the remote was in the bathroom.

Kittyleg&Zerai: how the hell did you get in here.