*looks up from geography books and maps*

Oh hey, welcome, welcome.

I hate geography.

Like, why do I need to know about different rivers and stuffs all over the world? It's not like I'm gonna travel anywhere.

Caspian sea, fuck you.

Tagged by Angel_snowflakes_

1. What is your favorite colour: BLUUUUEEEEEEE.

2. When you were younger, what did you want to be when you grew up: I can't believe I'm saying this..

...but I wanted to be a teacher.

3. What's your most favorite place you've travelled: The fiery pits of hell.

4. If you could get on a plane tomorrow to go anywhere, where would you go: UK.

And it's not just because I've got friends there. UK be v pretty, so I wanna go. uwu

5. Are you closer with your mum or Dad: Dad, definitely dad.

He's v cool. :3

6. How many children do you want:

*spits out orange juice*

HOLD UP

I don't want any children. Hell, I don't wanna be a parent because I know I'd suck at it.

Like, I'd probably be that kind of mom who allow her kids to stay out late at night or have piercings and stuff.

And besides, I don't even like children. XD

7. What is your favorite meal: Can't choose for savory, but for dessert it'd be...

Choco vanilla mousse owo

8. What is your go-to movie and TV series: There's this one series where a girl becomes a police officer to avenge her father's death.

9. What is your dream career: Somewhere I don't need to work but I can still earn money.

10. If you had to get a tattoo: Mmnnn no, tattoos hurt ;-;

I'm not a sucker for pain, so no thank you.

11. Would you rather beach or forest or city or farm: City.

I've been in a city ever since I'm born, and I really don't think I can survive in any other place.

12. Would you rather eat dog food or lick dog poo: I'd eat cat food, fuck you.

...

What? Bitch, I'm phenomenal enough to give my own choices.

13. Would you rather be blind from birth or blind as a teenager: Uh...loook, loook, I'm scared of this, okay? ;-;

I'm very afraid one day I'll wake up to see one of my body organs not working, say deaf or blind..
And I'm not ready for that. ;-;

14. Lose memories or don't make anymore: Hard choice.

The hardest choices requires the strongest wills.

And I'm not strong, so skip.

15. Overdressed or underdressed: Underdressed, always. I don't have any problem running around in only a short sleeved tee and pajama pants in Winter like I've done before, so I'll choose underdressed.

16. Internet or shower without a month: Ugh.

Internet.

I can't go without showering for even a day, how can you expect me to go for a month?

17. Shout or whisper: SHOUT

ALWAYS

IT'S FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.

18. Snakes or spiders: Oh God..
*shivers*

Snakes cause I'm afraid of spiders.

Ew, bugs.

19. Island or jet: Honestly, I've always wanted a jet.

AREA 51 I'M COMING FOR YOU—

20. Weath, fame or Harry Potter: I choooose...

...Horrid Henry.

Again, I can make my own choices, fuck you.

Oh

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

21. What is your favorite sex position: How dare you assume I have a favorite.

I like to experience new things—*gets shot by innocent people*

22. What is your ultimate turn on: Dunno, never gave it any thought.

23. What is your ultimate turn off: Agaaaain, I dunno.

24. If you had a fetish, what would it be: I'd say none, but look at my wonderful friends spamming the comments section with "TENTACLE FETISH".

So lovely. Note the sarcasm.

25. Have you ever been sexually attracted to the same sex: No, not really.

26. What is the hottest sex dream you've ever had: Okay, what the fuck.

First you ask me how many children I want

And now you're asking me about sex and stuff

..what's this

Should I run—

27. What is your signature move to turn someone on: Oh, bold of you to assume I can turn someone on :omegalol:

28. Would you prefer bondage or whipping: Uh—

UM—

*Sriju.exe has stopped working.*

29. What is something you want to do during sex, but you've never tried: Dude, fuck off, I've never had sex before. And I'm not planning on it anytime soon.

Creeper.

30. What makes you most comfortable during sex: SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THIS FUCKER LIVES SO I CAN GO BEAT THEM TO A PULP—

31. How do you think you'll die: Most likely being salty about my ships not becoming canon, both irl and anime.

32. If you could pass on one of yoir attributes to your children, what would it be: I won't have any children lmao.

33. S K I P

34. Three months left to live or die instantly: Die instantly.

Someone, shoot me. You can also stab. Anything works. Just

Just kill me :D

35. Do you believe in soulmates: AHAHAHA

THERE IT IS

THE QUESTION I WANNA TROLL THE HECK OUT OF.

Honestly, what kind of stupid shit is "soulmates"? You don't have a soulmate, cause if you did, there wouldn't have been so many fuckers out there.

And that, "Oh I'm being with many people to find the right one"

Right one??

Tf?

Is this a card game?
Love is a fucking game, that you're searching for the 'right' one?

And in doing that, what about all the hearts you're breaking? That is alright?

Look, it's just an opinion, but if soulmates really existed, then so many people would not die single.

I have nothing against people who believe soulmates exist, like yay. Now you can go be sappy and shit. But I believe there's nothing like that.

People who have an arranged marriage, what about them? They just get stuck with a random person for the rest of their life.

36. What are you most insecure about: A lot of things I really don't wanna talk about, tbh.

37. What would your perfect day look like: A day where I don't have to talk to anyone. Just me alone.

38. What are you afraid that people see when they look at you: Everything, I'm full of flaws.

39. What is the saddest you've ever felt: I've forgot how to be happy since the last four years.

40. What is the happiest you've ever felt: Idk.

Now for tags

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That's it.

ADIEU!