Hi, I'm Sriju, I'm garbage.

I was looking through old photo albums and thought "Why not tell them a smol Sriju story?"

Like, y'all wouldn't believe how bossy or moody I was when I was little. (Not that I'm not bossy or moody now but shush.)

So ye, now you'll have a smol Sriju story, presented by the garbage can herself OwO

*cue drumroll*

Random person: No one cares about your stupid drumroll! Get on with it already!

Me: Foine ;-;

*more drumro- //gets slapped*

UGH OKAY

LISTEN THEN!

I was only three years old back then, and we went on a trip. On the mountains. If y'all are even a little bit familiar with India, then y'all would know when I say I went to Darjeeling— aka, the best mountainous place out here to visit. Anyways,

We decided to see the sunrise from the top of "The Tiger hill". Yee, that's what it's called. uwu

So we set out pretty early, around 3-3:30 in the morning. It was a good 45 minutes drive from the hotel to the hill, and then about another 30 mins hike to the top of the mountain.

I was, needless to say, sound asleep by the time we reached the top.

Here is a picture of the sunrise:

(Don't judge, the photo is from 12 years ago. Ssh.)

The sunrise was awesome to look at,though that doesn't look the case in the photo. (Again, no judging.)

Now, it was almost five in the morning, and we still had some time. I was on my Dad's back, so while mom and some other tourists stayed behind to talk and click pictures, dad sneaked away with me to explore.

Fifteen minutes later, dad almost slipped into one of the ditch hidden in the mountains, and another ten minutes later, we returned, all sloppy and wet.

Wondering how he fell into the ditch? Allow me to explain.

We were walking around (yes I could walk fine. Don't look at me like that.) and Dad said he needed to piss.

So he moved far away, but close enough to keep an eye on me. I was, apparently, rolling on the snow. Infact, I was so busy rolling, I didn't notice that I was slowly slipping downwards. Dad saw that and he tried to run towards me,

.....and slipped and fell in the ditch himself. uwu

V fun.

But he got up, and we came back.

Now, it was almost six, and time to come down.

The sun was well up on the sky by then, and the snow was starting to melt. It was hard to come down in that condition. We were also having breathing problem, cause the altitude was pretty high.

And then there was me, I threw a fit at that time.

"I want to hike down the mountains by myself."

Yeeet. I was such a brave gurl back then. Sniff sniff.

No one allowed me. So in the end, I ended up on Dad's back (again -_-) and they started going down.

Mom couldn't keep up, so she fell down two times. uwu

The other tourists were also having troubles, so the locals there offered to help.

One local approached dad and offered to hold me while they came down.

AND MY FREAKING DAD GAVE ME AWAY TO THAT TOTAL UNKNOWN STRANGER

WHAT IF I GOT KIDNAPPED?!

HE DIDN'T CARE, AND NEITHER DID MOM T^T

But I didn't get kidnapped and the unknown human gave me back to dad when he went down.

There was still about 15 mins to go to the car, and then another 30 mins to the hotel.

I was fuming mad at that time.

So when my dad held me, I did what I needed to do.

I straight poked my finger into his eye.

Right. Into. His. Eyes.

Then I forcefully got down from his hold and began walking by myself to the car.

AND I FREAKING LOST MY SHOE WHILE DOING THAT.

But ofcourse, no one noticed until we were back at the hotel. uwu

And if you are wondering about dad, he put ice into his eyes, so everything was gucci.

That was one smol me story.

I remember, I was so freaking afraid of these creatures—

I think they were called...yaks?

Yeah. Yak.

Have some smol me pictures owo

This was the next day after the "poke-eye" incident.

I was innocent, okay? :3

And here is this pic from when we went to the rock gardens-

I wasn't crying, okay.

I was just displeased, cause...nature.

And social interaction.

Ahhhhh,brings back memories ;-;

Smol me was v pure. Unlike current me.

Smol me was also lowkey cute, unlike current me.

Smol me would probably be dissapointed if she saw how I turned out to be now xD

I blame it on society.

Anyways, thank you for listening to my TED talk.

Until next time!

ADIEU!