To do a tag.

Life sucks.

ANYWAYS

Tagged by -MazeCraze-

1. Tell me about your ex: Aight.

*leans close and whispers*

How about you tell me about your ex, hmm? ;3

2. Drunken story time, GO!: GO! GO!

I'm not gonna share a story that'll give away I was drunk.

And I oop-

Y'all didn't read anything, ssssh.

3. A secret that you haven't told many people: That's a secret.

I mean, no one will ever know that particular secret because I'LL TAKE IT WITH ME TO MY GRAVE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4. A fact about the last person you kissed: *cough*

I don't do kisses, damn.
This is like the third time I'm saying it.

5. Favorite TV show: Seriously? You're seriously gonna ask me this?

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, DUUUUUUUH.

Jake tho <3
Mmmmmmnmm

6. What does your last text say: Hol'up.

UwU that's my bish.

7. What last made you laugh until you cried: Okay this is from an episode, but I don't have the clip so I'll just write it:

Amy in the interrogation room, interrogating a criminal, with Jake behind the two-way reflection mirror.

Jake: ASK HIM ABOUT HIS BANK ACCOUNT *slams glass*
Jake: ASK. HIM. ABOUT. HIS. BANK. ACCOUNT. *violent glass slam*
Still Jake: ASK HIM ABOUT HIS BANK-*glass shatters into tiny pieces, revealing Jake to both Amy and the Criminal*...account.
Jake, making the most adorable face ever: Ask him about his bank account?
ALSO Jake: *walking away* Captain! Detective Santiago broke the glaaaaaaaaaa~sss!

I love him. :'3

WAIT

I HAVE THE CLIP

8.List of concerts you've attended: I've been in every Taylor concert. :feathersnani:

Don't ask me how.

9. Your Christmas List: Santa, I've been a good girl all year, can I get a deat now? :3

10. What your wearing: You don't know proper grammar.

Last time I said what I was wearing, everyone flipped. So this time I'll say I'm just wearing a T-shirt and shorts.

I'm trying to summon summer faster by wearing summer clothes okay.
Don't judge.

11. Favorite Song: It's illegal.

*takes out badge* NYPD! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

......I shouldn't be this obsessed, I know.

12. How you met the per- Alright, stop. Not answering.

13. Favorite memory of this past summer: Idk. Summer itself is enough reason to be happy for me.

14. Craziest thing you've ever done: I got hit by a bicycle yesterday because I was walking with my eyes at a distant building.

I really liked that building design okay

15. Jewelry that you're wearing: Oh honey, the blood of my enemies looks fabulous on me, I'm shining.

I mean what

16. Turn ons: YOU KNOW WHAT

FUCK IT

I'LL ANSWER THIS QUESTION SO GET READY:

1. If we're sitting beside each other, and he puts his arm on the back of my chair.
2. Playing with hair.
3. It's also an instant turn on if he likes anime.

Yeet
I did it
I answered it

17. Last awkward situation you found yourself in: Last afternoon.

18. Quote you live by: As a wise man once said,

"Yeet or be yeeted."

19. Skip.

20. Opinion of age diff in relationship : How apart are we talking about here?

You can't ship a 20 year old with 40 or above, imo. But then again, it's 2020. Let people do what they want. Meh.

21.A gif to describe how you feel right now:

: D

22. Lyrics to your favorite song: Fuck you.

23. Ever been cheated on: You needa be in a relationship for that, mah dude.

24. Opinion on being cheated: If it's a boy, grab him and cut his dick and light it on fire. If it's a girl, throw a bucket of acid on her whole body.

I'm sorry, I absolutely do not favor cheating.

25. Most recent picture you took:

What? No one said it was supposed to be a picture of me.

Smort. ÙwÚ

26. How many followers: Dunno, too lazy to go and check.

27. First ten songs to play on shuffle:

Skipping the last three because I got bored, lmfao.

You can do it if you wanna.

K bai