These are things said by relatives during our dinner and get together

Some things are taken out of context

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Aunt w: you think one turkey is enough? we have a smoked turkey, fried turkey, and a ham for dinner, isn't that right J?

Uncle J: *nods* yup

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*A plate of graham crackers and a pot of melted marshmallows and chocolate chips*

Aunt W: you should try this, it's one of the appetizers we have *explains what it is*

Me: *takes a graham cracker and tries the smore dip*

30 mins later ..

Me: I should probably stop...

Cousin G: yea, probably

Aunt K: it's good tho

Cousin M: I should move away from it

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*Talking about politics and covid*

Aunt K: this is Obama's fault
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My mom: *brings cheesecake*

Aunt: *brings cheesecake, but a fancier one*

Me, who doesn't like cheesecake: *hmmmmm*

(Iirc it was my mom who had first expressed a desire to bring cheesecake, and she usually does bring one to family gatherings)

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Cousins M and G: *talking about the people they know as they both grew up in Louisiana*

Me, who grew up in Washington state: I have no idea who those people are, but alright

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Note: there were a lot more things said, but I don't want to share family drama or things said about people that I don't even know much about, and many other things