"Just hold up your end of the bargain"
"I am not Dormamu, and neither of your are Doctor Strange."
"I'm Doctor Mom"
"You're not a doctor of anything. You have a Bachelor's not a Doctorate"
"Oh ho ho. It's on"

Between me and my parents because my nickname in this house is Houdini. I played hide-n-seek with my older sister of eleven years who has special needs and hid in the only two places I could fit in the ground floor because she isn't supposed to use the stairs to the basement