A series of writing prompts based on different things I have overheard/said during class. Feel free to use!

"Darling, you have yet to learn what true suffering is."

"Someone remind me, how many legs does a chicken have?"

"It's been a while since I've gone off on someone. Quick, someone do something stupid!"

"Do you ever just look and someone and think, 'yep, that's the one. That's the one who's going to be the reason I commit murder.'"

"I don't need statistics to show me that you're smarter than me. I kind of already know that!"

"Sure, we're best friends, but she bullies me all of the time."

"Remember when I hated your guts? Yeah, I still do."

"I say that we make this a team effort! That way we could get a test and participation grade!

"When do we know if we've gotten our happy ending?"

"Okay here's what is going to happen. I'll come up to your desk and confront you, and then you'll take off your glasses, stand up, and punch me. Got it?"

"I would really like it if we could stop reading about little brothers dying, because as a little brother, that makes me really nervous."

"Quick, pass me your flower crown!"

"HAN SOLO IS NOT LUKE SKYWALKER'S BROTHER."

"I see your knees, how scandalous!"

"We all have our secrets, and unlike others, I would prefer to keep mine off of social media."

"You can't legally adopt him by just calling him 'son' and claiming him as yours."

"Being better than everyone else is not a hobby."

"Who said ice cream isn't a breakfast food?"

"I had a crush on him for like five minutes, but then he opened his mouth and I was reminded of what an arrogant jerk he is."

"Yes, because clearly if I know how to fence, I must be from the hood. What amazing logic."

"Where's our adult supervision? Things will end in fire if we don't have adult supervision!"

"Forgiveness properly done takes two, you know. One person who wants to be forgiven and one person to want to forgive them."

"How come I always end up crying in this room?"

"Damage this book, and I'll damage your soul."

"I actually do have a boyfriend. His name is academic success, and we have a date on report card day."