Okay so Roe (ontheupsidedown) and I have the BEST conversations, and lately we've been talking about a sort of Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812/Law of Gravity AU. (For those of you who don't know what Law of Gravity is, it's Roe's incredible Gravity Falls AU fic, and you should totally go check it out!) We made up a version of the opening number, "Prologue", to go with it, and we thought it would be fun to share it with you guys! So here we go!

Dipper: There's a war going on out there somewhere, and the Stan twins aren't here.

There's a war going on there somewhere, and the Stan twins aren't here...

All: There's a war going on out there somewhere, and the Stan twins aren't here.

There's a war going on there somewhere, and the Stan twins aren't here.

And this is all in the story, you are reading LG! Gonna have to reread a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot.

See it's a complicated alternate universe, everyone's got nine conflicting personality traits

So look it up on Wattpad, we'd appreciate it, thanks a lot

Da da da da da da da da da....

MABBEEELLL!...

Mabel: Mabel is young, she loves Gideon with all her heart!

All: She loves Gideon with all her heart

Mabel is young and the Stan twins aren't here

Soos: Soos is good, McGucket's sort-of-son and best employee!

All: McGucket's sort-of-son and best employee

Soos is good, Mabel's young, and the Stan twins aren't here

McGucket: McGucket is a tad weird, the owner of the Mystery Shack, the twins' caretaker, strict but kind

All: The twins' caretaker, strict but kind

McGucket's a tad weird, Soos is good, Mabel is young, and the Stan twins aren't here

And this is all in the story, you are reading LG! Gonna have to reread a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot.

See it's a complicated alternate universe, everyone's got nine conflicting personality traits

So look it up on Wattpad, we'd appreciate it, thanks a lot

Da da da da da da da da da....

GIDEEEOOOON!...

Gideon: Gideon is cute, he spends his time on Mabel and memory erasure

All: He spends his time on Mabel and memory erasure

Gideon's cute, McGucket's a tad weird, Soos is good, Mabel is young, and the Stan twins aren't here

Pacifica: Pacifica's a nut, Gideon's bully, friend to Dipper

All: Gideon's bully, friend to Dipper

Pacifica's a nut, Gideon's cute, McGucket's a tad weird, Soos is good, Mabel is young, and the Stan twins aren't here

Ivan: Ivan is cruel, but not too important. Bill's friend, a crazy good shot with a memory gun

All: Bill's friend, a crazy good shot

Ivan is cruel, Pacifica's a nut, Gideon's cute, McGucket's a tad weird, Soos is good, Mabel is young, and the Stan twins aren't here

Journals and Pitt-Soda, Weirdmaggedon can't touch us here!

MINOOOOR CHARACTEEEERS!...

Preston: Old Preston Northwest is crazy

Priscilla: And Priscilla is plain

Preston & Priscilla: Pacifica's family, totally messed up

Mabel: And Waddles is just for fun!

All: Waddles is just for fun!

Waddles is for fun, Preston is crazy, Priscilla is plain, Ivan is cruel, Pacifica's a nut, Gideon's cute, McGucket's a tad weird, Soos is good, Mabel is young, and the Stan twins aren't here

And what about Dipper?

Dear, bewildered and awkward Dipper?

What about Dipper? Rude, happily angry Dipper?

What about Dipper? What about Dipper? What about Dipppper...

As you might have been able to tell, Roe and I have a lot of fun together.