Adult Peter:*looks at a new paper while making pancakes* interesting*does not notice the oven mit catch on fire*

15 year old May:0_0 Uh Dad? Is your spider sense tingling?

Wha...??

May: It should be. You set your over mit on fire again!

What -HOLY CRAP!!*quickly grabs the mit and throws it in the sink and puts water on it extinguishing the flame*

May:Okay...new rule no more cooking for you

....it was an accident

May:-_- for like the 30th time...

-Getting Scolded By My Daughter