I got sidetracked, but the discord group suggested such a beautiful crack idea. You can thank 'astral | ot!karl brainrot' and 'Furby hater </3👑' no idea if they have wattpad or ao3 accounts to link them to.

Ranboo curled up in a corner, looking around wildly.

"Ghosts... there not suppose to be real." he whimpered, his hands held his tail.

A pile of golden apples floated across the room.

"Nope.. not real not real," he said wild eyed.

To understand whats going on, is very simple.

Tommy and Dream had been screwing around. Why together, no one wanted to know.. it was bad enough when they were at war.. but getting along...

Prime forgive us...

The truth, Tommy and Dream were stuck in a freaking time loop, and were Trolls.

Last Loop they'd made Techno unable to stand the sight or smell of potatoes.

Tommy had been creating an army of iron golems, why... probably to fight Dreams army of snowmen.

Everyone had mass exiled the area, mostly because said snowmen and Iron Golem had Glitter cannons.

Except... they might have no slept in a few days, so Tommy got wacked in the back by a Phantom just as he was about to place an iron Golem head on his next golem.

"Ack!" Tommy cried as it landed over his own head.

"Wow, what are you doing out here Dream?" Ranboo asked, walking on the scene of future battle.
"Snow vs Iron battle with Tommy," Dream smirked somehow through his mask.

"Where's Tommy?" Ranboo asked frowning, walking past said teen who looked ready to play the headless horseman at the moment.

"Right there," Dream said pointing.

"Dream that spots empty, have fun," Ranboo said walking away.

"I.. have the best idea," Tommy said with a way to big smile, as he pulled off the pumpkin head.

So that its why both of them were wearing carved pumpkins head 'haunting' Ranboo.

"Not my Gapples," Ranboo moaned, as a ghost ate one.

A vase of flowers went flying.

Soft sobs.

"Ranboo, where are you!" a voice called.

"Tubbo! Help I'm being haunted!" Ranboo cried, so much panicked he didn't hear splash potions going off.

"No ones here Ranboo, when was the last time you slept?"

"Sleep! SLEEEP! They stole my bed," Ranboo screamed.
A bed reappeared behind him.

Tubbo stared at the very in place bed, then gently pulled Ranboo to it and pushed him into it.

"Sleep, we'll talk in the morning," Tubbo said, tucking him in like a child.

"But they'll get me," Ranboo begged.

"Sleep!" Tubbo commanded as he left.

The Ghosts cackled.

"Prime forgive me for my sins, since I have no idea what I did," Ranboo cried/prayed.

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"So, how long do you think we can make this last?" Tommy asked, making sure his next splash potion of invisibility was ready in case anyone else came by.

"Till we run out of potions most likely," Dream said from his glitter covered pumpkin.

"Huh. Hopefully we don't have to make any runs to make more soon," Tommy said, randomly opening and closing a window.

"Don't worry, I have enough for the whole loop," Dream smirked.

Tommy smirked back.

END