"Hey,I was looking over my script and I swear...a lot...like,a lot..."

I stand there awkwardly,beginning to sweat

"Why???"

"Hey Wait I think I swear too"

I'm getting visibly more and more nervous

"Why does everyone swear so much?"

*uhhhhhhhhh*

"Bruh,that's not cool,don't be all up and droppin' the f-bomb so much,it's not the way to deal with your inner demons broski"

*I uh...well I...uhmmm...s-Sorry..."

"And what's up with this storyline? It's just me having character growth and constantly getting captured and escaping,it's like ink doesn't even exist"

"Wait a second...I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY LINES IN SOME OF THESE CHAPTERS!"

*;-;*

"Don't look at me like that,also what's with all the hinted shipping,there are so many errormare and errorberry moments,why?its not like it does anything for the errorink relationship (that's seeming to be currently nonexistent),it's just frustrating,even some of the readers think so,plus we're like 30 or so chapters in,what are you doing!"

"Story spacing is weird"

"WHY THE HECK DON'T I EXIST,I THOUGHT I WAS OTHER MAIN CHARACTER NEXT TO ERROR!!!"

"Dude what are you doing,have you even got a plan"

*well n-no..."

"This is really lazy writing buddy"

*I knowwww Just Shut uppppp*

"AND WHATS WITH ALL THE 'WONDERING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN NEXT' OR 'CURIOUS TO WHAT THE NEXT DAY WOULD BRING THEM',YOU DO THAT IN ALL OF YOUR BOOKS"

*o-ok I have to admit,I kinda just write that in when I don't have any ideas for the next chapter and are legitimately wondering what the next day would bring them,coz I have no idea*

"You start stories and don't finish them"

*urghhhh I know...Wait a second when did this become 'insult the author' time?*

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I'M NOT EVEN IN THIS SCENE,OR THIS CHAPTER,OR THE LAST THREE CHAPTERS!!!"

"...;-;..."

*jeez,okay,I'll try to write more fluffy stuff*

"No,you're bad at that"

*then what do you want from me!?!*

"Smut?"

"Nightmare no"

"Nightmare yes"

"Nightmare,she has readers now,she's gonna be judged,plus she's only tried once and it was terrible...

"whatever you do don't read the chapter named 'edge' from 'eight thirds (Honeymustard)' hint hint wink wink"

"Actually stop now"

"What are ya' guys talking about"

"Nothing"

"YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME OUT OF STUFF!"

"Ink calm down"

"NO! I AM BEING NEGLECTED AND I JUST CANNOT DEAL WITH ALL THIS-"

*slap!*

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH INK,YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FOR ONCE"

"Blue wtf"

"I'M DONE WITH ALL HIS CRAP,OKAY"

"..."

"..."

"...fair enough..."

"Error!"

"Oh shut up,you're not even in the story"

"RKFEJIEJIWDNEUFHUDHDJZDNJSFJDGSDWKDJW8FJDKNSDKJSKGKTRHDK"

Everyone backs away slowly while the author wonders why she is writing this and why she isn't taking a shower like she was supposed to be,seriously,you smell like someone got some gay essence and burned it over someone rejecting an anime character and ruining your otp

...

Gay essence,in case you were wondering:

I literally filled an empty milk bottle with water and labelled it 'gay essence' with a sharpie and I take a long sip of it whenever I see something gay...if you saw my search history you would realise how quickly it runs out...

Yeet