[It was a day after the rain passed. Orange walked out, smelling the earthy smell after it rained the entire night.]

Orange: "Man, that smells better than my house! I'm glad I walked out at a good time like this…"

[The bus then came.]

Orange: "I’m so glad I got to participate in this competition show… I always DREAMED being in one. But, today's the day. My first time being in a competition show!"

[He then walked into the bus, seeing the other contestants. One of them looked at Orange a little weirdly.]

Green: Ugh… Finally! You, like, came here! Now we can go to the showgrounds!

Indigo: Actually… According to my calculations, we have one more person who should be here.

Orange: Oh? And who would that be?

Indigo: It was supposed to be Cyan, but they didn't wanna come… But, someone named Blue decided to join to cover Cyan’s absence…

Orange: Oh… Okay..?

Green: Whatever. Sit down and let's go.

[Orange sat down, and the bus started to move.]

[Orange then looked at Yellow, who's meditating, then looked away.]

Pink: So, Blue. Maybe when we get to the showgrounds, maybe, just maybe, we should form an alliance… But, not just any form of alliance, but… A special one… *giggles*

Blue: U-Uh… Okay..?

[The bus door opens, and Red appears.]

Red: Hello hello he-llo!~ I'm so happy to also participate!!

Pink: Oh hey, another cutie. Now we have double cuties~

Red: Was that supposed to be a compliment? If it is, then I appreciate the compliment!

Pink: A compliment, and a fact. *giggles*

[Red blushed in response, and giggled.]

Yellow: Pink, I don't wanna be the nerdy person here, but please don't flirt with anyone here…

Pink (Upset): Hmph. Fine. But maybe I should do the same thing to you, sunshine.

Yellow (Irritated): Ugh… When we get there, I'm gonna…

Pink: You're gonna give me a kiss?~

Yellow (Irritated): *Blushes* E-Eugh! No! What made you come up with THAT idea?!

Green: She, like, loves to flirt with anyone here. Her boyfriend broke up with her because he, like, found text messages with other men and women that she flirted with.

[Pink felt offended that Green told Yellow about her ex-boyfriend.]

Orange: Oh damn! Pink just got COOKED.

Purple: Mhm. Welp, let's just wait to get there…

Indigo: *hums*

[A few hours later, they arrived at the showgrounds.]

Bus Driver: Alright guys, we arrived..

[Everybody gets out of the bus, and the bus drives away.]

Blue: Wow.. T-This place… is beautiful..! I wish it was this beautiful in other shows…

Orange: Well, we don't get what we want, sadly…

Blue: Damn…

Green: Now what? Are we like, just gonna stand here?! Where, like, is the host?!

[The ground starts to shake.]

Blue (Startled): AH! W-WHAT THE HELL?!

Green: Blue! Grab onto me! This is, like, not good!

[Colored platforms start to form, matching the contestant's colors. Then, the shaking stopped]

[Then, a pastel rainbow star appeared in the middle.]

Rainbow Star: Hello! Hello! My name is Rainbow Star!

Pink: Rainbow Star, huh? Well, I think that name sound cute on a cutie like you~

Rainbow Star: *small blush* I-I.. don't know if that's a compliment, but thanks!

Rainbow Star: ANYWAYS! No time to waste! Welcome to… RAINBOW BATTLE!

[no intro here buddy! :D]
[but do feel free to use this to take a break :3]

Rainbow Star: Before we start assigning the teams, we need to do a ch-

Yellow (Interrupts Rainbow Star): WAIT!!!

[Rainbow Star looks at Yellow]

Yellow: Uh, don't you think that.. teams are getting a little repetitive in other object shows?

Rainbow Star: Well… Now that you think about it, you are actually right. Alright guys, change of plans! You guys will be on your own.

Pink: Aw… Does that mean I don't get to be with these cuties..? *Points to Red and Blue*

Rainbow Star: Sadly, you don't get to be with them.. BUT, I'll allow alliances, so you guys get to be with each other!

Red: Yippee!!! Finally I won't have to be alone!

Green: Uh, yeah, like, one small problem. All Pink is going to do is FLIRT WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

Rainbow Star: Well, I can flirt with her back, if that's a problem for y'all.

[Pink blushed a bit.]

Pink: So, you're… just like me?

Rainbow Star: You betcha. I have different personalities, so don't expect me to act all sweet and kind! *winks at Pink*

[Pink just went onto the ground with a dull effect. Yellow pulls out a sign.]

Rainbow Star: ANYWAYS! Let's go see where you'll be sleeping for tonight!~

[Everybody follows Rainbow Star.]

Rainbow Star: This is the place you'll be sleeping in! Which, by the way, are color coded to show which room is yours!

Yellow: Finally... I just need some rest...

Rainbow Star: Not yet, yellowster! I need to show you guys one more thing.

Yellow: First of all, PLEASE for the love of God, do not call yellowster...

[It spans to a secret area.]

Rainbow Star: This is where eliminations take place!

Green: And what if we, like, get eliminated?

Rainbow Star: Oh! What an amazing question! I'll show you! *opens their bedroom door just to see Blue on their bed*

Rainbow Star: Oh! Blue, what are you doing, you silly goose?

Blue: Warm..

[The contestants giggled.]

Rainbow Star: I mean, my bed is kinda warm, so you ain't wrong. *giggles*

Rainbow Star: Anyways! This is where the eliminated contestants go when they get eliminated. Although... I won't explain what actually happens in bed.

Red: Why?

Rainbow Star: It's... an iffy topic... *giggles in embarrassment*

Purple: Rainbow Star. Can I just... be honest? I'm pretty sure everybody here knows what sex is. Even Pink, even though she has never had sex in her entire life.

Pink: Maybeeee, because I only save sexual activity for... close relationships.

Purple: AKA, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE YOU-

Indigo: *cuts Purple off* I gotta stop you right there. If Pink doesn't do sexual stuff, then who cares?

Yellow: Of course the nerd here gets a word in this.

Indigo: And you shut your trap, Yellow.

Yellow: Or what?

Indigo: Or I'll show you what actually happens in bed.

Rainbow Star: Okayyyyy, guys...! Y'all can have your argument after the tour! *sweating*

[Yellow and Indigo look at each other, and looked away. It then spans to the confessional booth.]

Rainbow Star: This is the confessional booth! Where you get to talk about the game and the contestants to the camera.

Yellow: I think we know how a confessional booth works...

Rainbow Star: Welllll, just telling y'all what it is again so y'all don't forget... *giggles in embarrassment*

Indigo: Well, glad you told us. That way, Mx. "Of course the nerd gets a word in this" can actually express how much they can take my dominance.

Yellow: Me? Can take your dominance? PUH-LEASE. I'm pretty sure your dominance can't do shit to me!

[Insert argument]

Rainbow Star: Damn. I guess you just love to argue. *giggles* I'll let you guys do your thing. Contestants, follow me to your last spot!~

[It spans to the cafeteria.]

Rainbow Star: And here we are... The cafeteria! Of course I ain't going to let y'all STARVE to death!

Purple: Finally... A cafeteria! No object show has gotten a cafeteria...

Blue: Is... Double Down an excepti-

Rainbow Star: *cuts Blue off* Welp guys, that's all! Y'all can go and relax while I prepare the first challenge of the season for tomorrow!~

Green: Finally! We get, like, a break!

Blue: ...yay..

[END OF EPISODE 1]