Niggas always be trippin. You tell them off the bat, I ain't tryna be wifed man. I just wanna have fun and ball out with my girls and catch a lick off these niggas.
Just last week nigga Jackson cut me off because he fell in love with my ex fucking bestie! Jackson and I been fucking around for a few months and my ex bitch Layli would sometimes join us in the bedroom and I didn't give a fuck. Jackson was just my money maker and Layli was my first fuck back when I was fifteen.
We got drunk at a high school party and my kinky ass dragged her into some random bedroom and we laughed and talked for what seemed like five minutes. I was curious and drunk and she saw that. She put a hand on my neck and kissed me from my lips down. Thank god for mini skirts because they save time.
Her and I did the wildest things and I expressed a side I didn't know I had in me. She sexually liberated me.
She was my best friend and my threesome go to and she had the audacity to trap my cash flow! Jackson was my pet that bought me jewelry and paid for my weaves, nails etc. In exchange I give him that fine primo ass niggas rap about.
Whatever I got niggas in line and I'm about to catch the finest, "biggest" fish out there.

Me: Aye daddy whatchu up to.

Issac: Ayeeee it's Deja!! Haven't hurd from u in a minute baby. How's Jackson.

Me: Fuck that nigga he slummin his tiny prick with Layli now.

Im gonna be honest. Jackson was hung like a donkey but Issac. Ooooof imma have to do some mad squats because I gotta get ready for some horse dick.

Issac: tbh i'm glad. Whatchu doin later tonite. I'm throwing a party at my beach house to celebrate the company hitting dat real gold.

Me: Of course i'll be there daddy. Dress code?

Issac: Real casual. Wear a bathing suit if you tryna go dippin.

Me: See you at 9.

Issac: Bring dat booty.

Yas bitch! I'm going to a corporate Beach Party. Full of fine ballers and half naked women. My type seen. By the end of the night imma be swimming over Issac, or take it slow with him. If i'm taking it slow tonight maybe i'll hit it with the biggest booties and tightest pussies. Lord knows imma look delicious.

In order to catch big money dick you best act like a baddie and be nice. Be nice to everyone including bitches who have it out for you. That way, if they stand you up, everyone will be on your side and they'll look like the stupid bitches. And you better look the best you can. And fuck like a nasty slut in bed. If you don't got much junk in your trunk don't you worry about a thing lil lady. Learn a few things about what he wants. Once you please him a few times he'll be begging you to let him please and worship your body.
Me personally, I got that classy wanna fuck me now body. I got gods blessing, my nigga god used all his finest ingredients on me. Perfect milk chocolate skin, tiny but wide waist, giant stripper titties, and the sweetest, drippin, bouncy ass a bitch could ask for. There's not a doubt in my mind that ever nigga wanna hit.
If you tryna fuck you better slap racks and checks on my ass.
These dumb beta bitches really be thinking I'm a sloppy hooker. Bitch I ain't no bum ass hooker. I stay with these niggas and chill with them. I don't hit and quit. Why milk a cow once and chop it for meat. Nah you milk the cow over and over and over and treat it right. I don't make dick lovin' moves I make money moves.
Time to dress to impress Issac. Something... easy to rip off.

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hey everyone.
i haven't written a real book since
Baby Girl Gang Leader
and i miss it. so i'm writing this one.
hopefully this will be my best one yet.
i'm sorry about the cow analogy i fucking hate animal slaughter.
i actually only buy meat from cows that have died naturally. there's a special farm in new york that does that.
i hope y'all enjoy 😘💖💖