
Radadadadadadadadadadadada RANDOM LN STUFF!
A/N: Some of these random stuff will set in one of my AUs
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[This random shiz sets in my Myth AU]
Seven: Six!!! I know how to speak whale!
Six: No
Seven: *in Dory's Whale Voice* WeEEEEEE'ReEEEERREEEE GoooOOOOONNNaaaaaAaaahhh tAAAAAAAAAllllllKKKkKKHhh wIiIiIiIiiIIIThhhhHhh MyyYYY fffffffRRRIIIEEEEnnnnDDDddd dESSSStttIIIIInnnnYYyyyYyyYyy
Six: *has a 'so done with your sh*t Seven' face*
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[Has Moven ;)]
Mono: *standing infront of the other kids looking intimidating* If you bother me or even just enter my room without my permission, you will face eternal SUFFERING and PAIN and AGONY THAT WILL MAKE YOU WEEP BUT I WON'T BE HEARING TO ANY OF IT--
Seven: *comes up to Mono and hugs him* Hey babe have you seen my jacket?
Mono: *blushes* Oh ehehehe... It's in your room. I left it there for you >\\\\<
Seven: Aw thanks! I'll see you later for our date ;) *hugs Mono again and walks off*
Mono: *has a cute face while rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly* *turns to the kids* *mean face on (even if he has the paperbag over his head) and clears his throat* Right now where was I?... Right! ETERNAL PAIN and SUFFERING and AGONY THAT WILL MAKE YOU WEEP AND FEEL YOUR BEING GET TEARED TO PEICES--
This got me fangirling lmao
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Seven slams door open with a worried mixed with fear face: MONO MONO MONO!!!
Mono: What?
Seven: SIX IS BLEEDING I REPEAT SIX IS BLEEDING!!! SHE MUST BE SICK OR SOMETHING WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Mono: WHAT?! CALL THE AMBULANCE-- Wait we don't have that service-- GET HER WE'RE GOING TO THE DOCTOR-- Ah wait the Hostipal is full of doll adult nightmares-- F*CK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Seven: I DON'T KNOW YOU MUST KNOW SOMETHING!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS MORE THAN ME AND SIX!
Mono: WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE OKAY?! AND WE'RE PANICKING!
Seven: AS WE'RE PANICKING SIX IS CONTINUING TO BLEED AS WE SPEAK.
Mono: BUT WHAT CAN WE DO?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TO STOP IT?!
Seven: IIIII DONNN'TTT KNOOOOWWWWW
Mono & Seven: *starts panicking*
I wonder how Six is gonna handle that without any other older woman who knows about the 'red days'.
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Mono: *casually walking down the street*
Mono: *sees a cat*
Cat: *walks up to Mono and rubs on his legs*
Mono: ...
Mono: *picks up cat* I'm taking you home.
Cat: Meow?
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Six: I'm hungry.
Seven: *SWEATING INTESIFIES*
Six: *slightly winces from the hunger pains*
Seven: *HAS FLASHBACKS OF WHEN SIX ATE HIM
Six: *stomah growls*
Seven: *JUMPS BACK AND PANICS*
Six: UUUUUUuuuuUuUUUUUghhHhhHhHhhhh
Seven: *GRABS A PEICE OF MEAT*
Six: I'M HuiuUuuuuUUUUNNGGGRRYYYhhhhHyhhhHh
Seven: *THROWS MEAT AT SIX'S FACE* EAT
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Six: *sneaks in her room via the window at 2 A.M.*
Mono turns on the lights and turns around in the wheely chair with the cat on his lap: So, where have you been?
Six: I-I was with Seven!
Seven turns around in his own wheely chair: Want to try again?
Six: Okay I was with Shadow Six!
Shadow Six turns arouns in her own wheely chair while eating Pocky: One last try Six.
Six: *sweating intensifies*
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Five: If you mess with me, you mess with them *points behind him*
Seven, Mono, Six, Two, One, Three, Four, RCG, Shadow Six, and a heck ton of shadow children: *is standing behind Five protectively*
Scarf: Well sh*t.
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The Pretender: Okay, I am being pitiful today and I will give you 30 seconds to tell me anything, anything at all. I won't hurt you or try to kill you.
RCG: I think that you are bossy, an attention seeker, a brat that wants all the dolls she could have in the world. You are a b*tch that wouldn't care about anyone else aside for herself and her toys.
The Pretender: wAIT A MINUTE--
RCG: I have twenty-three seconds left and I'm not done.
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Two: *singing in the Forest while a bird hovers nearby* Little birddyyy little birdddyyy~~
One: *cocks his gun and shoots the bird* NOPE NOPE NOOOO
Two: ONE!
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Seven: Hey Mono! Wanna play 'Can Your Pet'?
Mono: eh? Sure.
- After a few minutes -
Mono: *is sobbing* NOOOOO CHICACHIRRONIIIII
Seven: *unfazed* After being eaten by a possible love interest? This just hurt me a tiny bit.
Mono: *slams a chair at Seven* DON'T SAY THAT TO YOUR CHILD ALBRET!!!
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Bread Kid: There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?
Mono: Have everyone stand.
RCG: Bring three more chairs!
Seven: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
Six: Kill three.
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Mono: I'll ask you this one more time - where is Six?
Flashlight Girl: I'll do YOU one better - WHO is Six?
Seven: I'll do YOU one better - WHY is Six?
Bread Kid: Hah, I'll do YOU one better - HOW is Six?
RCG: Please, I'll do YOU ALL one better - WHEN is Six?
Shadow Six: I'll do YOU one better - WHICH is Six?
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Bread Kid: Hey, Hey Flashie.
Flashlight Girl: What.
Bread Kid: I look like everything you need right?
Flashlight Girl: You don't look like a flashlight. So no.
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Mono, walking down the Hospital with his flashlight on: God this is so creepy, with all these turned beds and stuff... I swear if some weird 'Asylum' stuff comes in Imma pass out.
The headless adult doll whatever they are called, are they also Veiwers or something?: *slowly creeping behind Mono*
Mono: *turns around with his flashlight lit on the Adult*
The headless doll adult: *freezes like a mannequin*
Mono: ...
Mono: Was that there before?...
Mono: Please don't answer.
The headless doll adult: *starts moving and pursues Mono*
Mono: *starts running* I SAID DON'T ANSWER!!!!!!
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Mono: *looks down at the cat he took in which has a dead beetle in it's mouth*
Mono: why.
Cat: Meow :D
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Six is standing in the long line waiting for her food: I swear if I don't get my food after the next few minutes I'll rampage.
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Teaching Math to Six.
Mono: Okay, you got ten steaks and I got three steaks from you, how many do you have left?
Six: Ten steaks.
Mono: *sigh*
Mono: You got ten steaks and I forcefully got three steaks from you, how many do you have left?
Six: Ten steaks and a half eaten corpse.
Mono: What.
Six: What?
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Congratulations! You have been chosen as tribute of your district for the annual Hunger Games!
Mono: Oh crap! I got 0.001% chance of winning this.
Seven: Why?! Out of all the other kids here, why is it always me?!
RCG: *sobs* noooo
Two: Okay *whispers to herself* smile and wave, smile and wave...
Una: But- But-
One: If so my sister can live peacefully, I shall do this...
Three: *runs away*
Five: *is sobbing the whole time*
Flashlight Girl: HEADS UP HUNGER GAMES, I'M A DEAD GIRL WALKING.
Bread Kid: Honor or death? Hmm interesting!
Scarf: HELL YES.
Shadow Six: *passes out from happiness*
Six: MY TIME HAS COME, WATCH OUT! I'M LIKE A NINJA OUT THERE!
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Six and Mono runs to Seven who was lying on his bed, injuried
Mono: Hey Seven are you okay?!
Seven: Oh I'm fine! Two said my bleeding was internal.
Seven: But that's where the blood supposed to be!
Six: ...
Mono: What.
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Six: One taught me love...
Mono: One taught me patience...
Seven: And one taught me pain...
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Scarf: Oh Pretender, it's just you. I thought it was somebody important.
The Pretender: W h a t.
RCG: Boom, burn baby.
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Six: Hey Seven what time is it?
Seven: I don't know, pass me the saxophone and we'll find out.
Six: *hands Seven a saxophone*
Seven: *plays saxophone loudly*
Mono, in his room from across the house: wHO THE F_CK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE AT 2 A.M.
Seven: *turns to Six* It's 2 A.M.
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LN Fangirl is standing behind the whiteboard: There is one thing worse than dying.
LN Fangirl: *takes off the paper above dying* *Whiteboard now says SIX DYING* Boom.
Non-LN fangirl friend: Six?...
LN Fangirl: No.
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Oof that's all I got.
Sayonara.
And.
Nothing, lmao bye.
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