"It's in... there?" He cocks his head.

"Of course it's in there." I scoff.

"This is an antique shop." He says.

"I know, I hid it here." I say.

"You did?" He crosses his arms.

I move my hand down his neck. I snip some of his hair. 

"Don't question me. I've been around for much much longer than you have. The building has changed over the past few thousand years, but... the hiding place is still valid." I open the doors.

My nose fills with dust. I look around. This place looks older than the dinosaurs. It wreaks of dust an old man shoe. I roll my eyes. I had hoped for something much more impressive. Alastor and I walk in. 

"Sirs, what could I do for you?" The Cashier asks.

"Is there a bathroom anywhere?" Alastor asks.

I look at him surprised.

"Yes sir, up the stairs to the left." She smiles.

"What are you doing?" I ask. 

"It'll only take a minute." He says.

I roll my eyes as he walks of. 

"Is he your boyfriend?" She asks.

"No. Fuck no." He says.