So my brother and I were playing with Nerf guns and he got two pistols and tried to shoot me
Me: Wait, give me a pistol.
Bro: *hands me pistol*
Me: Let's have a duel
*we do ten paces*
Me: *aims for the ceiling*
Bro: *shoots me right between the ribs*
Me: *in head* I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.