Me:*just sitting and eating a waffle*
Endou: Aren't you supposed to be writing the first chapter?
Me: No, I don't have a due date. Now do I?
Endou: Well, no but-
Me:But nothing! I can finish the chapter when I'm good and ready mister!
Endou:.....Does that mean you'll do it later?
Me:I'm doing it now.
Endou: But you just said-
Me:I'm not that lazy....well maybe only a little, but I wanted to get it done! Besides I'm not the one wearing a tutu and dancing like a duck. That's Natsu over there.
*Natsu dancing and singing the duck song*
Me: Yeah, I knew I shouldn't have given him that grape juice...
Endou: *picks up wine bottle* You gave him wine?!
Me: No, it clearly says grape juice.
Endou: It says wine.
Me: Whatever! It says grape juice! *magically changes the bottle to grape juice*
Endou:*facepalms*
Me:Yesh, physics!
Endou:It's not physics.
Me:But that's what Russia said....
Endou: Russia is a country, it can't talk.
Me:Then who's that? *points to Russia*
Endou:I don't know.
Russia: I'm Russia. You will become one, da?
*Endou and I look at each other before running away*
Me:My virginity is mine! Take Endou! *trips Endou*
Endou:*On the ground* Hey!
Russia:*pulls Endou away into the shadows*
Endou:*screaming*
Me:Hey, only I can torture that male! I'll see you all later. Right after I get Endou back. Oh Russia!~ *pulls out chainsaw and chases after them*

Endou is from Inazuma Eleven
Natsu is from Fairy Tail
And Russia is from Hetalia
You are you
And I am me.
A banana is a waffle
And a duck is a Natsu...as well as a ballerina.
Where was I going with this?
Anyway, goodbye minna!