This is my guy friend and me...

So, one morning my friend Gabe was going to go work out and he asked if I wanted to go. I said "nope! But you can take your motivation with you so you can work out. Goodluck..."
So he leaves, or so I though. He comes back in and picks me up and puts me over his shoulder. I groan and ask, "What're you doing weirdo?"
He says, "I'm taking my motivation with me."