Me:*staring at the red lump on the floor*......Daniel(My OC) why is there a bearded man on the carpet?
Daniel: Well, ah...I thought he was an intruder...and I sort of hit him over the head with a pan....
Me:Daniel, you do realize that the 'intruder' you hit....happens to be Santa.
Daniel:...WHAT?! *starts running around frantically* I didn't mean to! I thought! Gahhhh! *looks at me* What are we goi ng to do?! :-(
Me: 'We'? What we? It was all you!
Daniel: But you aren't doing anything about it now are you!?
Me: Well, at least I can't go to prison. You on the other hand absolutely can.
Daniel: How come?
Me: Are we forgetting something? *points to myself* I am the author; I don't have to do jack squat!
Daniel: *runs away screaming "I KILLED CHRISTMAS!"*
Me: *Laughs* oh, Doesn't he know, Santa doesn't die. *poofs a Santa hat on and a reindeer comes over to me* Good boy Domino (my reindeer). Now, let's deliver the last of the presents.
Domino:*nods*
Me: *walks, but turns to face the readers*MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! AND HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS!