Jackson: So, let's start talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.

Colin: ...Stabby.

Jackson: Stabbing, isn't really an emotion. It's more of an activity...

Marcus, standing in the opposite end of the room backed up against a corner, quietly whispers: That I hope you don't do to me...

Jackson: See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Colin: Well maybe.

Colin, stepping up in Jackson's face: I feel.

Colin: STABBY

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Colin: I prevented a murder today.

Marcus: That's amazing! How?

Colin: Self-control.

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Bryan: Did you know this hotel is haunted!

Xylo: It is?

Bryan: Yeah by a tall ghost

Xylo: LOOK, THERE'S ONE NOW-

Mario, hits his head on the doorframe: Ow

Bryan and Xylo: *SCREAMS*

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Michael: *steals Mario's hat from PackHaven*

Michael: Don't tell Mario about this.

Austin: You want me to LIE to the Alpha of PackHaven?

Michael: Is that a problem?

Austin: Nope.

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Seeka: did y'all realize that if you put 'seriously' in front of literally anything, it becomes funnier 

Marco: seriously cries.

Jackson: seriously sings. 

Marcus: seriously laughs.

Colin: seriously murders people. 

Marcus: seriously worries about the previous comment.

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Bri: Could you give me a hand?

Austin: Sure!

*continues to give Bri a served hand*

Bri: ...

Bri: cute but that's not what I meant

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Mitch: I just want to hear those three little words.

Colin: I love you.

Mitch: Try again.

Colin, grumbling: I will behave.

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Ritchie: I just ended a 5-year relationship.

Devin: Are you okay??

Ritchie: Yeah, it wasn't even mine

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Brandon: That was quite a successful shopping trip

Lucas: *panicking* we accidentally left Pierre at the store!

Brandon: As I said. Successful.