Austin: I keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop

*two seconds later*

Austin, like he's talking to a blog camera: update, I still haven't stopped.

Ritchie, giving an exasperated but fond sigh: how do you curse in ice cream flavors?

Austin: WHAT THE MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP DID YOU SAY TO ME PUNK

Austin: I'LL KICK YOUR ROCKY ROAD AND THEN PUNCH THE EVER LOVING CHEESECAKE OUT OF YOU

Xylo, quietly: ...holy fudge.

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Bryan: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me

Bryan: But I can't help it that I'm popular

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Austin, crossing both arms over his chest: Name one thing that's better than a dog.

Bri: ... Two dogs?

Austin: ...

Austin: SHIT U RIGHT

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Bryan: Do I look straight?

Bri: Not in the slightest

Bryan: No, I meant my parking job

Bri: Oh, in that case then yes its fine

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Xylo: true self-control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

Austin: why would the movie eat my popcorn??

Xylo:

Austin:

Austin: oh wait- nevermind I get it

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Michael: We'll need a distraction. Are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noise?

Ritchie: *looks to Austin* Your time has come

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Kay: What's it like living with the other campers?

Mario: Okay, imagine living with actual civilized people...

Kay: okay...?

Mario: Now throw that thought out the window

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The camera slowly pans to Austin: 

Austin: Daddy?

The camera suddenly flips over to see Michael holding it: DO I LOOK LIKE─

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Austin, unwrapping his christmas gift Michael and Ritchie gave him:

Austin, genuinely happy: An avocado!

Ritchie and Michael: ...

Austin, smiling cheerily as he puts it away: Thanks!

Ritchie and Michael: ???

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Austin: How is the camp's prettiest person doing today?

Bri: I don't know, how are you?

Austin:

Austin, voice cracking: fine.

Bryan, yelling far away: I'M GREAT, THANKS!

A/N: This could also be Bryan and Jakey─

Bryan: How's the camp's prettiest person doing today?

Jakey: I don't know, how are you?

Bryan: 

Bryan, voice cracking: fine.

Daveed, shouting from far away: I'M GREAT THANKS!

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Brandeen: I'd rather party in a casket than party in this mortal realm

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Michael: I'm at a loss for words honestly.

*later*

Austin: Despite being at a loss for words, Michael yelled at me for the next 10 minutes─

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Austin: If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Bryan: Weak?

Xylo: Strong?

Michael: An idiot.

Brandeen: A coward, use a knife─