Me: *sneezes twice*
Bri: *runs from bed and turns on light* Don't do that.
Me: Don't do what?
Bri: Sneeze in the dark.
Me: What the fuck, why?
Bri: It startles me.
Me: What?
Bri: I don't like hearing loud sounds in the dark when I am alone.
Me: But you aren't alone, I'm here.
Bri: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER