''tHeY'rE mAkInG mE eAt My MaC 'n ChEeSe WiTh A fOrK!''
-me

''Chunky milk.''
-mah fren

''leave it overnight, and you've got
c h e e s e.''
-me

''mOnStErS!''
-my fren

''Bend over. •cough cough•''
-me

''m0tHeRtRuCkEr! ThAt HuRt LiKe A bUtT cHeEk 0n A sTiCk!''
-my other fren

''I will stab you. with a gun.''
-also me

''Licc''
-me again