This book is just too funny.

He wouldn't tell him that, of course, just because he was too adorable when he thought that he liked Timaeus's hair better; he snuggled into him and closed his eyes, falling asleep after a few minutes of just listening to Yami breathing to wake up a few hours later, confused and slightly startled out of his mind by the position they had wound up in. Yami was sprawled across him, his hair tickling his face and his entire body just pressed to align with his. And it took him a long minute to realize why he had woken up in the first place.

Oh dear gods.

It was back.

He blushed, feeling ridiculous.

Was he supposed to wake him up because of his boner or did he let him sleep?

And if he woke him up, was it good or bad?

Like, did it make him seem so insecure about Yami having morning wood that it was pathetic?

Or was it okay to wake him up with a lie about having to go pee and him blocking him off from the bathroom?

That technically wasn't a lie aside from needing to use the bathroom; he didn't need to do that...

Did he wake him up or did he just let them stay like this?

Oh gods, this was becoming kind of pathetic.

He rubbed at his sides with his fingers, more than a little surprised when Yami purred in his ear but didn't wake up at all; the red-eyed teen didn't move away from him and Yugi found himself giggling. This situation was sorely ridiculous.

Ooh, ooh, he was twitching against his thigh and it was almost impossible to think straight with that pressing into his skin.

Especially when his little pajama bottoms were starting to rise as well and were pressing into Yami's groin now.

"Koi," he whispered, trying to gain some kind of acknowledgment from the other male; he poked at him again but only got a small twitch and a purr again. "Yami, come on, wake up. I need you to wake up so I can go pee."

That sounded better than "Your third leg is getting a little happy with my thigh" right?

"Really, uh, your peen is kind of...trying to show some love...to my thigh and it's...very awkward but nice, but seriously...I really need to pee, Yami," he found himself mumbling before he could think it through.

Oh gods, this was so strange and awkward.

"I...mm...what?" Yami mumbled in his ear, obviously starting to grow more awake now that he was moving a little and shifting so strangely beneath him, twitching and trying to stroke him awake with his hands on his sides and now his head was in the gutter and he was kind of wondering about how it would feel to stroke him and...

Oh gods, he was a horrible boy and his mind was so dirty and, just wow, Yami's soul reallymust have tainted his. Because, ooh, normally they were just fleeting ideas and now it was everywhere and he couldn't even wrap his head around it...

"I need to go pee, koi."

Yami moved to bury his face in his cheek, breathing out a small soft grunt of a noise before yawning against his skin and whispering, "Okay. Give me a minute. I'm tired."

Yugi snorted. "If I just roll you over, can I go pee then?"

"Mm...less work."

The smaller teen snickered and shifted to pull him closer before rolling them over as quickly as possible, startled when Yami suddenly moved to wrap one of his legs around his waist, mumbling, "You're a feisty little one, aren't you?"

Yugi froze, body locking up for a split second as his eyes widened drastically and realization sunk in; Yami was so much more asleep than he was awake, with no kind of actual awareness that he was even talking. He was...Yugi was pretty sure that he was having something of a sex dream and the change of position had just spurred him on a little more.

His face burst into flames and he ducked his head; oh gods, this was so, so awkward...

Maybe he could scramble out of the bed fast enough that Yami wouldn't even notice...?

Nope.

As soon as he moved, the red-eyed teen moaned a little, purring in the back of his throat without opening his eyes, mumbling a low, terribly arousing, "Mm..."

Oh gods, he was going to kill him...

"Yami, come on, koi, I need to go to the bathroom."

Yami's leg that had been raised in some kind of attempt to wrap around his waist slid and fell off and the grip on his sides was loosening, a sign that he was really starting to fall asleep again...

Yugi moved and both of them tumbled over the side of the bed when Yami suddenly tightened his grip; the taller teen yowled in pain and recoiled, wide awake now, and the smaller rubbed the back of his head with bug eyes, gawking at the other boy who looked startled out of his mind.

"What...what the fuck just happened?"

"I was trying to go to the bathroom..."

"Why would you go to the bathroom when you were just...?" He stopped himself short and Yugi was kind of curious about the blush that spread across his cheeks as his words died off; what was he about to say?

But, more important than anything else, Yugi wanted to know which fucking position they were in because, wow, that dream was starting to give him a million and one different ideas and all of them were kind of driving him insane and he couldn't think straight for a second and-

"What position were we in?"

Yami froze, eyes nearly popping out of his head. "W-what?"

"Doggy? Missionary? Oh my god, was it up against the wall or something? Oh, oh, in a pool? On a trampoline? I've always wondered how it would happen if you were doing it on a trampoline-would the springs squeak and the bouncy part actually move under you? Or would it be stationary? Ooh, what about on a boat? What if you were rocking it so hard that at one point you just flipped over?" he commented, going wide-eyed and amazed and beautifully happy. "Oh my gods, what about in the woods? Would a bug like...crawl up and scare you in the middle of the act? What about a squirrel or something chattering at you? What if one of the giant flying ones dropped out of the tree, doing it too, and one of their tails just was all a-twitching and just hit you across the face or something while you're doing it? Or what if you were just screwing in the forest and you looked up and all the animals around you were doing it too?"

Yami blinked slowly and then whispered, "I would think that if that happened in the forest with the squirrels or birds or all the animals, it would mean that either you were a fucking sex god or a Disney princess getting it on in the woods while music is playing and you're singing and shit and that just happened. Because...no, that's not normal. I don't know what you're thinking, but it's really not."

"Don't fucking destroy my fantasies!" Yugi cried, frustrated. "Now answer the trampoline question!"

The taller teen blinked once and then grinned wickedly. "I have no idea, little one, but, if you want, we can try it out some time."

He opened and closed his mouth and then nodded slowly. "But how will we know if the trampoline is actually bouncing or if it's just...us?"

He burst out laughing and reached forward to grasp his side, running his hand along his flank while the other looked completely serious, adamant about getting an answer about it all.

"How would the trampoline be bouncing if we weren't?" he purred, the smaller boy blinking and then blushing furiously after a moment; he still really needed to figure out what pie it was that Yugi had pledged to remain a virgin over. "I don't think trampolines will bounce without the people doing so on top."

Yugi nodded slightly after a moment and then turned away, getting up with a mumbled, "Bathroom time" before wandering off; Yami got up and curled up back under the covers but of course his bladder said he would get no relaxation as of yet.

The smaller teen came back in, asking, "So if we're bouncing, how do we know what the particularly good thrusts are if the trampoline is moving so much that you can't tell?"

Yami sat up, looking at him for a moment and briefly remembering Mana's words of "Why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not? I mean, are they really that eager to be the first to disappoint me?"

Of course, Yugi wasn't a girl and Yami was pretty sure if that if they were both virgins, that they couldn't really have very many expectations and Yugi was super sensitive as it was, but the words still kind of made him wonder. Would it hurt? Who would rather be the one on bottom? What if he couldn't please Yugi?

"Yugi, they will all be good thrusts."

The smaller boy blinked and blushed for a second before his eyes grew wide. "O-oh." He paused. "But aren't there normally the sloppy ones and stuff like that?"

Yami blinked. "Not for us there aren't," he stated simply, raising his head defiantly. "There will only be good ones."

Yugi's eyes grew owlish for a moment before nodding, growing content. "Okay."

The red-eyed teen smiled and felt a little good that he was truly taking his word on that, trusting him enough to even visualize it, and suddenly he remembered he had to go pee and fled for the bathroom again.

The smaller boy watched him go and then snuggled into the bed, closing his eyes and waiting until he got back; as soon as he was under the covers with him, he asked, "Which one of us do you think is going to top?"

"Uh..."

"Fantasies aside, do you think you'll top or me?"

"I-I, uh..." He blinked and stared at the smaller teen who studied his face with wide eyes. "I don't, I don't know..."

"Hmm...okay then. We'll rock-paper-scissors it."

Yami burst out laughing but couldn't help nodding. "Okay!"

The smaller teen grabbed him and pulled him to him tightly, smiling widely. "Now go back to sleep, we still have a few hours to sleep in until you're going to have to run, okay?"

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