I'm pretty sure Kenzie will happily give you the link if you ask her.

Yami's parents snickered and shook their heads, watching him as he blushed and bit his lip, Yami and Mana both smirking slightly; his boyfriend tilted his head and then commented, "You're easily distracted, aren't you?"

"Lonely hands wandering over my skin does that," he mumbled, flushing violently and then ducking his head.

"I better be the only one with lonely hands on your skin!" Yami said immediately, bristling and narrowing his eyes into slits. "I swear if Espa or Timaeus-"

"There was no Espa and Timaeus's hair was fucking glorious!"

"You take it back about his hair."

"Never."

Yami glared and tilted his head, hissing, "I should fart on you too."

"Abuse!" Yugi screeched, pointing at him and then sitting up straighter, eyes widening drastically. "Abuse! That's why you touch me so much and molest me so often!"

"Goddamn it, Yami," his father sighed, shaking his head. "Stop touching him like that if he doesn't want you to!"

"But I like it when he touches me," Yugi objected immediately, blinking and blushing when they all started snickering. "I just-so much and...It's so conflicting!"

Yami wiped at his eyes and the smaller boy ducked his head, trying to fold into the couch as Mana laughed, "You've molested him so much that he can't function properly anymore!"

"I know, it's a beauty, isn't it? The effect of touching and-"

"I need an adult!"

"My parents are adults," Mana offered.

"The other kind of adults."

Yami sputtered, cracking up as his sister wiggled her way out from under him only when he finally rolled his eyes and let her; the red-eyed teen took a seat immediately after and the blonde scrambled out of the room.

"I didn't know there was another kind of adult."

"The serious kind!"

Yami threw his head back, laughing until he was red-faced, and his sister came back down a few moments later with a completely new outfit on, glaring at the red-eyed teen for a second before turning back to her parents.

"I need the serious kind of adult."

"The need for an adult is starting to intensify," Yami chuckled.

"Such need," Yugi agreed, nodding vigorously, rocking slightly with wide eyes on him.

"On a scale of one to ten, how badly do you need a serious adult, Yugi?"

"Two million!"

All four of them burst out laughing and shook their heads at each other; Yami found himself focusing on his sister suddenly, asking, "Wait, why the fuck didn't you take a goddamned shower?"

"God, Yami, fuck off," she grumbled, huffing and then wandering into the kitchen to grab a bowl and some cereal; the red-eyed teen narrowed his gaze and snapped, "Did you not fucking learn from your previous punishment? I will summon some goddamned explosive diarrhea and shit on you, bitch."

"God fucking damn it," the ambassador sighed, shaking his head in annoyance and closing his eyes for a moment. "This is why we shouldn't have exposed them to the TV or internet at any point in their lives. Goddamn it."

"He started farting on his sister before MTV, honey."

"Gods, what the fuck did you teach these children?"

"Crazy things, apparently."

Yugi narrowed his eyes slightly; wasn't this the point where most mothers would have been offended? He thought that was what always happened when someone said something like that.

If you didn't vet what was going on Yami sat on Mana(his sister) and farted on her and while he was doing that Yugi and Yami was having a convocation.

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