"Hi Yugi," a voice cooed deeply, making him turn his head and frown in bewilderment before blinking wide eyes. The brown raptors from the movie were huddled around the coffee table in the center of Yami's living room. Something sat in the center, all seven of them huddled around this one thing.

He listened for noises, for a wail of pain or screaming, but found nothing. The small teen crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes, watching them unhappily. One of them lashed its tail almost like a cat and he immediately thought of him as Milky Way's sibling. A reptilian golden-eyed dinosaur sibling.

He narrowed his eyes and huffed. Well, at least in the movie, most of the deaths via raptors had been quick and easy. And maybe they would lay his body parts out in a kind of cute message to Yami about how much he loved him and—oh gods, was that fucking cake?

Birthday cake?

"Is that cake?" he demanded eagerly, pointing and blinking wide eyes. It was a deep red, with a bright beam of light coming from the ceiling overhead as if the entire place was one big cave and sunlight was peeking through. Or…maybe it was a holy beam of light showing upon the bright red Slifer the Sky Dragon cake!

"It is. Birthday cake," the raptor closest to him murmured, dipping its head and looking at him with beady little reptilian eyes. Yugi glanced at it sideways and then looked back at the cake. Sobig, with a bunch of icing and—was it gettingbigger?

It was!

Slifer was growing several feet taller. He was getting to that point where he would be tall enough that he was looming over his head. That was so amazing!

"Would you like some?"

"Yes!"

"Help yourself to some then, dear little Yugi."

He started forward and then stopped short. "Wait…don't you just…okay, are you really going to give me cake or just eat me?"

"Eat you? No, of course not," one of them cried, looking so offended that he almost pictured it with Yami's face when he had called him a nun on accident or denied him a kiss on New Year's. "We don't want to eat you."

"Um…wait, I thought you were…carnivores. Don't you want…to eat me…?" He paused and then narrowed his eyes and cocked his hips as he crossed his arms and glared. "Wait, are you saying I'm not good enough a snack for you?"

The dinosaurs stayed quiet for a long minute and then finally looked at their Slifer cake that had grown to the same size as them.

"We only eat the people who abuse the birthday cake."

Yugi blinked slowly. "You…what? But those other people in the movie…"

"They wouldn't share their birthday cake with us. And they never let us celebrate our birthdays."

"How dare they!" he cried loudly, shaking his head and scowling. "You should have eaten them all!"

"We tried. But they wouldn't let us. So we got stuck not being able to do that…"

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Didn't sound like it when you were chanting for Alan to get the kids out of there."

Yugi blinked wide eyes at the sassy predator; was that Yami as a raptor or something? "That was before I knew the whole story," he objected, huffing. "How dare they not give you cake on your birthdays! That is a crime punishable by death!"

Yami woke to a small punch in the gut that made him gasp and try to curl on his side in discomfort. He peeked an eye open into a crack and stared at the smaller male who was holding his shirt a little too tightly and mumbling under his breath. Yami couldn't actually hear him but he could tell that he was outraged just by the tone of his disconnected mumbles.

"Yugi," he whispered, reaching over and nearly crying out in pain when Yugi reflexively held his shirt tighter, grasping his skin with the fistful of material. He let out a small whine of noise and tried to squirm beneath him, stopping short when the smaller boy giggled, "Sassy raptor."

What…?

Yami glanced around slowly, stared at the TV for a moment where a sci-fi movie was playing as mindless background noise for them to fall asleep. There weren't even dinosaurs in this fucking movie. What was Yugi talking about? He guessed the smaller boy was having aJurassic Park dream.

The thought made him purr with delight as he ran a hand through his hair momentarily. Yugi mumbled softly again, Yami chuckling at the statement of "Ooh, keep doing that. I feel like a pampered kitty."

Yami snickered. "Feel like Milky Way, huh?" he purred into his ear.

"Yami?" Yugi squeaked in his sleep, squirming slightly and then moving to push his hand further into his long hair. "Oh my god, Yamiknows."

He waited a second, narrowing his eyes. "You better not be loving in on those raptors, Yugi."

The smaller boy squeaked again, squirming. "N-no."

He snickered. Was he still asleep or half-asleep or was he just messing with him now?

"Oh sweet little Yugi, what are you doing?"

Yugi let out a small whining noise. "Eating cake," he whimpered conspiringly.

Yami bit his lip to try not to but then threw his head back and laughed. Yugi shook on his chest, rattled by the noise, and he laughed even harder. He jerked away after a minute, nearly falling over the side of the couch with the sudden movement and Yami tried to catch him but failed as he curled up on his side and laughed until he was crying.

"No, no, my cake!" Yugi wailed loudly, almost taking on that of a high-pitched scream in volume. "My beautiful bright red Slifer cake! My baby! A-and my friends! Come back to me!"

Yami fell over the cushions, slamming straight into him, both of them tangling and huffing with pain at the sensation. Yugi watched his boyfriend gasp and writhe, trying to force out laughter but failing drastically. He sat up, crossing his arms, and scowled at him angrily. He had woken him up, taken away his Slifer birthday cake and his raptor friends who had just been trying to right the wrongs done to them concerning cakes and celebrations.

How rude of them.

And how rude of Yami for waking him.

He huffed unhappily as the other got into a seated position, chewing his lip until he was almost crying, and then looked up at him slowly through his lashes. For several minutes they had to stare at each other silently, and then Yami finally breathed out, "Oh my Ra, that just…oh, aibou."

Yugi scowled at his singsong tone and crossed his arms unhappily. "Shut up," he snapped, huffing and sniffing indignantly. "You're so rude. I can't believe you woke me from…"

Yami tilted his head and raised a brow, biting his lip. "From what aibou? What did I wake you from?"

He put his hands in his lap and looked at the ceiling, pursing his lips. "N-nothing."

"Oh yeah, Yugi? Nothing huh? Then why are you so upset about it?"

"Because it…" He huffed again and then finally looked at him, sighing softly. "I…Shut up. I don't like you anymore. You're too mean to me."

"But I love you! Tell me…was I in your dream with you?"

"No, but there was this really sassy raptor that was just like you…"

"Did he monitor how many slices of cake you had?"

Yugi's cheeks turned bright red. "No!"

"Well why not?"

"Because it was dream cake, Yami!"

"Was it? I don't believe you. And even if it wasdream cake, I think you still need to have it monitored—"

"I don't like you anymore!" Yugi screeched, pushing him away and stumbling to his feet before nearly toppling over, legs still fast asleep. "Go away!"

"Stomp your feet really hard. It'll wake your legs up."

"And go through that sensation of ants crawling all over my legs? I think not!"

Yami stayed quiet for a moment, frowning as Yugi huffed and stepped away from him when he went to stand up. He backed up several steps when he stepped closer, crossing his arms and turning his nose up at him.

Yami scooted forward a step, whining when Yugi backed up and refused to look at him again. "Aibou!" he cried, sniffling and whining loudly when the other still didn't even glance at him.

It took a few minutes for him to finally think of a way to get to him, the entire time spent crawling forward on his knees with his hands outstretched for Yugi's arms and the other wandering around the table in refusal.

He finally stopped and got to his feet, crossing his arms and giving him a soft, affectionate glare. "Would a nice hot cup of coffee make you like me again?" he asked loudly. Yugi had long since decided that he was going to pretend not to hear him or see him, humming loudly.

Yugi blinked slowly, looking at him suspiciously but with a keen interest. "Y…I thought you didn't have coffee because it puts you to sleep."

"Yeah, but we always have a couple of cups' worth in the cabinets because my dad likes to drink it sometimes in the mornings." He paused thoughtfully for a moment. "So we have it…I'm just not allowed to drink it and my parents haveno idea I know where they hide it. But I'll make you a cup and then we can have cake for breakfast just like I promised last night…"

"Ooh! Okay!"

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