Yami snickered in amusement and shook his head. "Don't say that in front of her. She'll go off on a tangent about it."

"Oh...okay..."

"Yeah, and then we would have a big problem."

"That's...that's really negative koi."

"It's a rational idea."

Yugi blinked slowly, staring at him and trying to catch on to what had just happened. "Wait, did you just...trig me?" he muttered, eyes widening drastically. "Oh my gods, ignore that-"

"No, I swear! It's factorial!"

"Stop. Stop it. Stop it before I have to subtract you from my life," Yugi snapped, glaring at him as Yami's eyes widened drastically and he shifted away a small bit.

"That will only add to my sorrow."

He covered his face, groaning out loud and laying his forehead on the table.

"Don't let a few math puns divide us, aibou!"

"Please, please, Yami-please!" he begged quietly. "Stop it! I hate puns."

"Fine, fine, I'll stop but just know that I willalways halve an absolute value for them," he stated loudly, grinning widely. "They are such an integral part of my life."

The taller stared at him when he growled softly, blue-violet eyes narrowed angrily at him. They looked at one another for a long second and then Yami turned away again, glancing at him awkwardly from the corner of his eye. Yugi continued staring him down for a long minute and then finally turned away again to sip at his coffee.

At lunch Yugi was unpleasantly surprised to find that his friends had decided to join in on the punning event. He sat comfortably next to Yami just as Joey said, "My opening line for the essay?" with a grin, leaning forward and licking his lips. "'The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.'"

The small teen raised his head and stared at him coldly.

"But the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation," Tristan teased, winking at the blue-violet-eyed boy. Yugi shot him a scowl and nearly missed it when Tea spoke.

"On the contrary, soap washed away the competition," she laughed, smiling widely.

"And the invention of the CD broke a lot of records," Mana snickered.

Yami blinked a few times, still surprised by the sudden launch of puns. He guessed this was their new strategy to knock him out of his throne. He pursed his lips, confused and wondering as they all turned to him and waited. Yugi shot him a pleading look and batted his eyes while the taller teen opened and closed his mouth.

"The invention of the dildo had a deeper impact than previously anticipated," Yami announced, grinning widely and getting laughs from the others while Yugi groaned loudly and whined.

"Why do you all hate me?"

"There's no hate. Only love," his boyfriend sang loudly. "Especially with a dildo. Lots of love with a dildo."

"By the gods," Yugi whispered. "You're really planning on this dildo thing."

"Glitter Peen all the way!"

"Oh my god," Tea giggled to Tristan, "he said that with a straight face."

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