Normal girls:
I want an insanely hot guy to ask me out by giving me flowers and chocolates and doing it infront of my friends

My weird ass:
I just want a fan boy. I want him to give me his favourite book of all time telling me to read it and at the very end of the book is a sticky note saying:
"You're as perfect as the female main character of this book. Maybe even better....would you go out with me?"