What's a party?

I've never been

well I went to one once

but I couldn't get in

I bought a lottyr ticket but I didn't win

so a bought two more and I lost again

My phones plugged in but it doesn't charge in

I wake up in the morning lookin like a martian

I'm crying on the daily you can call me Carson

CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOR IF YOUR GONNA BARGE IN!