WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL?

MUSIC: we have youtube for that
SPORT: there's a wii
SPANISH: there's Dora
ENGLISH: everything's shorted anyways (lol, brb, igtg, rofl, idk)
GEOGRAPHY: I'll buy a globe
HISTORY: they're all dead anyways
SCIENCE: there's google
MATH: there's a calculator
READING: we can read at home