"I say it like Jif because consider: the first three letters in Giraffe are G-I-F"

"But hey, that's just a theory: A GRAMMAR THEORY. Thanks for being an idiot."

"What if we cry around onions because at one point in history onions abused the human race and it's natural human instinct to cry at the sight of those who hurt us?"

"YEET TASTE THE RAINBOW"

"My wallpaper is DEPRESSION"

"Don't shoot me I'm a slow typer."

"Make sure you don't get a shot of my butt."

"On a scale of one to my sister how much of a furry are you"

"On a scale of Nazi Germany to America how free are you tonight?"

"It's jif like the peanut butter no hard g."
"WELL IT'S MY INTERPRETATION!"

" 'Top or bottom' is that an innuendo."

"Average butt, average thighs..."

"Peppa that's fat shaming!"

"She got a grade on her test that's equal to the letter after D."
"E!!!"

"She'll say you're her favorite Sophomore but in reality she calls a lot of Sophomores her favorite."

"He's great. Wait I'm obligated to say that."

"For every pun you make I'll tell you one person who dies in Infinity War."

"Alright when I walk by and ask if anyone has questions I'm gonna nees you to say 'No' but then as I'm walking away say 'Wait I have a question!' okay?"