Lost your pen: No pen
No pen: no notes
No notes: no study
No study: fail
Fail: no diploma
No diploma: no work
No work: no money
No money: no food
No food: skinny
Skinny: ugly
Ugly: no love
No love: no marriage
No marriage: no children
No children: alone
Alone: depression
Depression: sickness
Sickness: death

Lesson: Don't lose your pen you will die!
^^^ sorry these are so bad, 😂😂😂 thanl you to anyone still reading these.