"I don't understand how this works."
-Carlos, April 11, 2017

Heyo! I'm back with a new batch of quotes. This chapter highlights how dumb I am, from typos in my books to status updates that make no sense. Feel free to quote me at any time.

"I'm lost! Where's the line?!"
-Carlos, April 2, 2017

"There's a toaster in my waffle"
-Carlos, January 11, 2017

"Do gay guys take turns fucking each other?"
-Carlos, December 31, 2016

"The Pewdiecry fandom will rise again on my account"
-Carlos, September 27, 2016

"Fucking hell in having fun"
-Carlos, August 15, 2016

"3. I fell into the dark hole called Mettapants a few months ago
5. I forgot four
4. Shit now it's not in order"
-Fucktarts (by Carlos)

"...game show host crossed with a five year old and Deadpool."
-Cecil (by Carlos)