Science teacher: Everyone go back to your seats

Me: Well I'm going to stay here because there's a river on my table

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Read the poem

DarkMaster: I already read it 

Me: Read it again

DarkMaster: Fine, fuck you

Me: Good poems are the ones you read four times

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Fuck math, I just wanna write a poem about poems

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Guess who forgot their water bottle outside?

My dad: *thinking*

My dad: *thinking*

My dad: *still thinking*

My dad: Me, could you go get it out of the garage?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me and some kids on the bus: *talking about what would happen if there were seatbelts on the bus and you couldn't get them off*

Me: *very randomly* Jacket cows!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Why are you being so nice today

Jynx: *whispering* It's national smack DarkMaster Day part 5

Me: *whispering* ah

Jynx: *walks away*

Me: *no longer whispering* Wait, it's part five already?

Meanwhile, DarkMaster's standing in between us not paying any attention to us whatsoever

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: *closes Moonlight's computer*

Moonlight: *closes my computer*

DarkMaster: *closes DarkMaster's computer*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A song: Getting higher than the ceiling

DarkMaster: I like high- err wait no, I like being high...

Darkmaster: That still doesn't sound right

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: *shows Darkmaster my screen where it says arkMaster instead of Darkmaster* Why does my keyboard never work when I hit shift?

arkmaster: Bark. BarkMaster

Me: BitchMaster

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Moonlight: The world is a stage and a stage is a world of entertainment

Me: The world is a stage and a stage is a world- Where did you get that from? That video?

Moonlight: No

Me: Another video?

Moonlight: Yes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jynx: You can come out now!

Me: *walks out of a room*

Jynx: You came out as gay!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Assassins are double asses

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Darkmaster: We are high idiots

Me: I'm not high, but I'm an idiot

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

DarkMaster: *banging her elbow on a table* Ow!

Me: Stop it, you're gonna break either the table or your elbow and I hope it's your elbow so you learn your lesson

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jynx: Where are my quotes?

Me: Next chapter dumbass

Jynx: Then post it dumbass

Me: There are not enough quotes Dumbass

Jynx: Write more quotes DuMbAsS

Me: They're not incorrect quotes, I have to wait for them to happen duMbAss

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: So I was cleaning my room and I got a random burst of energy, so I decided to use it wisely. Do you see the Iskall here?

Dark: Yes

~~~~~~~~~

Jynx: *to the tune of Fresh Lemonade* You're a bitch, a fresh fresh bitch. Pour it in a cup you're also an asshole.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jynx: Read between the lines *holds up three fingers*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jynx: *Absolutely dying from her own joke*

Dark: *weird goat/goose noise*

Jynx: *dies more*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jynx: *points at me* You're not okay, let's establish that.

Me: I'm the okay one, y'all are not

Moonlight: *screams*

Jynx: *pointing at Moonlight* He's more than not okay

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: Will you guys shut up so I can write these quotes and not worry about any more