You say English, <We say Japanese>
You say Cartoon, <We say Anime>
You say 'goodnight, <We say 'Oyasumi'>
You say cars, <We say Nyan Cat>
You say Justin Beiber, <We say Vocaloid>
You say swords, <We say Bleach>
You say reality, <We say Anime>
You say stupid, <We say Baka>
You say comics, <We say Manga>
You say countries, <We say Hetalia>
You say Hello, <We say Konnichiwa>
You say Cute, <We say Kawaii>
You say boy, <We say Shounen>
You say 'dressing-up,' <We say 'Cosplaying'>
You say Rabbits, <We say Flying Mint Bunny>
You crush on popstars, <We crush on Anime characters>
You cry when your favourite character dies, <We have a rainbow of emotions>
You learn Japanese from classes, <We learn from shows>
You think we're crazy, <But we just think you're normal>
You say 'teacher', <We say 'Koro-sensei>
You say Ninja, <We say Naruto>
You say Ocean, <We say One Piece>
You say family, <We say Fairy Tail>
You say soccer, <We say Inazuma Eleven>
You say Animals, <We say Pokemon>
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, <BUT WE'RE  JUST  OTAKUS!>
        -Every Otaku ever!