Ten ways to annoy people:
1- Name your dog " Dog"
2- holler random numbers while someone is counting
3- begin all of your sentences with " Ohh la la"
4- Speak in only a Robot voice
5- wear your pants backwards
6- Ask people what gender they are
7- Ask the waitress if she can get an extra seat for my " imaginary friend"
8- Sing along at the opera
9- Mow your lawn with scissors
10- Honk and Wave to strangers