"Chad: Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person. Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?

Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?

Chad: Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator.

Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?

Chad: I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind, Troy.

Chad: [Miss Fallstaff, the librarian, appears] It's frightening territory.

[Troy sits down at a table and takes out a pencil and a piece of paper]

Chad: How can you expect the rest of us to be focused on a game when you're off somewhere in leotards singing 'Twinkle Town'...

Troy Bolton: [cutting off Chad] No one said *anything* about leotards.

Chad: Not yet my friend, but just you wait.

Troy Bolton: [Gives Chad a really weirded out look]

Chad: [Miss Fallstaff appears] I tried to tell him, Miss Falstaff. I really did.

Troy Bolton: [Looks like he's thinking]"

- High school musical