You convinced your dad (who is an MJ hater) to watch Smooth Criminal, but he clicks on the live version with gold pants, and before you can stop it he watches it. First thing he says is, "Wow, his thighs are a lot thicker."

WHEN DOES MY DAD INSPECT MICHAEL JACKSON'S THIGHS?? I GUESS NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO THE GOLD PANTS!! :D