Me- Soooo here we have Michael and he's going to react to some stuff! Say hey Michael!

Michael- Hey!!

Me- Well let's get started!

First Reaction: The Hologram

Michael: ....................................................

Michael- This is insane! That wasn't even a moonwalk. This is...this is just...OMG! Who made this "hologram"?? I need to call my manager NOW!!! *grabs phone and begins to call manager*

Me- Michael! Clam down! I'm sure we can get this straightened out soon, but we still have more stuff to react to!

Michael- *slowly puts phone down* Fine...

Second Reaction: Nyan Cat

Michael- OMG TURN IT OFF NOW!!!

Me- *turns it off*

Michael- Thank you.

Third Reaction: The Dress

Michael- I think it's blue and black...I think. OK this is madness! Now it's white and gold! What have you people done??

Me- Ummm.

Fourth Reaction: Trump for President

Michael- I DO NOT KNOW THIS PERSON I HAVE NO IDEA!!! GOODBYE PEOPLE, I'M PACKING MY BAGS FOR AUSTRALIA!!!

Me- Bye! Thanks for reacting!

Michael- Bye! It was nice knowing you. You can visit me in Sydney.