Oprah- Hi Michael! Nice to meet you. Let's get this interview started, shall we?

Michael- Sure! Nice to meet you too!

Oprah- OK my first question is are any of those rumors true?

Michael- Hell to the freaking no.

Oprah- OK then, well are you a virgin?

Michael- Bitch, if you think I'm a virgin, then just watch these:

Oprah- O_O Um...Alrighty then. Well can we just be friends?

Michael- Um....suurrreee....

Oprah- *runs out screaming like an idiot* OMG OMG OMG OMG! I'm friends with Michael Jackson!!!!

Michael- *goes back to watching his movie*