// I need this I'm sorry

Katsuki slammed the door to his room open, startling Izuku.

"Oi, my parents want to meet you."

"They do?" Katsuki nods.

"Don't mind whatever they say- and don't say anything weird! They'll think that we're boyfriends or something."

"Oh okay." Izuku says, "Is Kacchan not gay or something?"

"Yeah I'm not gay."

"Oh cool."

"Are you?" Izuku shakes his head.

"I'm fine with girls or boy, as long as I love them then why not?"

"Do you even know that means?"

"It's when you want to hug and kiss someone and spend a lot of time with them! Like best friends but like, super closer." Izuku motions with his hand, Katsuki looks at him weirdly before leaving the room, Izuku follows after him immediately.

"Hey, here's my friend." Katsuki says, sitting on a couch infront of his parent's, only the coffee table was dividing them, Izuku sat next to him. Even if Izuku is kinda shit at reading moods, he can tell that it's kind of tense.

Kacchan's mom is really pretty, he kinds of get why Kacchan looks so pretty now! But his dad looks completely different from him, kind of weird.

"Oi Deku, introduce yourself." Katsuki whispers to him, Izuku tenses up.

"B-But why?" He whispers back.

"Just- Oi Old hag! His name is Deku!

"Don't call me that infront of your friend!" Katsuki's mom scowls, Izuku can definitely see the resemblance.

"Hi, my name is Mitsuki, call me Auntie!" Aunt Mitsuki says with a wide grin, "my husband here is Masaru! You can call him uncle! Or grandpa- he doesn't mind, what's your name?"

"Um, it's Izuku, Auntie!" He says, saying it a bit louder than he probably should've.

"So, when did you meet my son?"

"Um I've known him since I was 3, we went to the same kindergarten but I'm not sure if he remembers-"

"I remember because you made me break a tooth!"

"You tried to eat a rock! It's not my fault!" Izuku pouts, "we're bestfriends! He just doesn't want to admit it!" Izuku chirps, slinging a hand around Katsuki's shoulder, the blond hisses at him but makes no move to push it away.

"Really? Bestfriends? Gosh you've known him for so long I'm so sorry you had to deal with that-"

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Don't worry! Kacchan has been really nice to me, it's totally fine!" Izuku chirps, "it wouldn't be Kacchan if he didn't act that way!"

"Act like what?!"

"He's been nice to you? How?"

"He helps me with assignments and homework's and stuff! I can get pretty distracted in class so I'm super grateful that Kacchan helps me catch up! He's a really good teacher, sometimes I understand him better than my actual teachers, I even bought him fake glasses once and it looked super cute and made him look the part but he broke it!" Izuku pouts.

"I only help you because you won't stop bothering me-!"

"Oh wow! I didn't know that my son could be that nice- tell me more, how does he act in class?"

"Well um, a few days ago he got a fever and his face was really red but he still wanted to continue in class- he's a really responsible and cool classmate to have, a lot of people look up to him but they're also kinda scared since he likes screaming too much, I don't mind but he gets a bit noisy and always creates a ruckus."

"Don't talk bad about me infront of my mom you stupid Deku-!"

"Shut up you brat, we're talking!" Mitsuki screams, whacking Katsuki's Head with Masaru's newspaper before returning it to her husband who continued to read it like nothing happened.

"Tell me how else he acts?"

"Oh um what else- Ah he's really nice actually- when someone makes fun of me he likes to scream at them even if I tell him he doesn't have to, he also likes feeding me! I think- he keeps doing it so he must like it, right?"

"What does he feed you?"

"Garbage!" Izuku chirps, Katsuki screams.

"I-It's not because I'm making fun of him- his quirk lets him eat literal garbage and he likes it that's why he does it!" Katsuki hastily defends himself as even Masaru was looking at him, demanding an explanation, Izuku nods along.

"Yeah my quirk lets me eat garbage- don't worry it tastes good plus it gives me community service time! Also you know one time when they were having a sports fest, Kacchan gathered up all the garbage from the lockers since I wasn't allowed in there and let me eat it!"

"My son is this nice and I didn't know about it until now?" Mitsuki gaps, "a miracle!"

"Shut up!"

"So, what do you like about my son?"

"Everything! Kacchan's the best!" Izuku says excitedly, Katsuki almost chokes on thin air.

"He's super cool, reliable, responsible, he's super smart and he's really pretty! I think anyone who doesn't like him is stupid!" Katsuki keeps mouthing at him to cut it off but Izuku doesn't see why he should, he's only telling good stuff about Katsuki now afterall.

"So you like him?" Izuku nods, a lot.

"I really like him! I'm not sure if he likes me back but I really really like Kacchan!" Izuku insists, Katsuki looks like he's about to die.

"Isn't his attitude bad?" Masaru adds, intrigued.

"As long as it's Kacchan I don't mind! Plus that's his only downside anyways, everything else about him is really good!"

"Oh? Do you hint he'll be a good wife?" Izuku stills at that, wife?"

"But Kacchan is a boy? ... Kacchan are you a girl-"

"I'm a boy!"

"I don't think Kacchan can be the wife then- he can be the groom, but I hope the girl Kacchan ends up with will be really nice and patient and makes him happy. I think Kacchan will be a good husband. I think." Mitsuki looked confused.

"Don't you like Katsuki?"

"Kacchan told me he's not gay."

"What? No way he's my son he's as gay as all could ever be ga-"

"Mitsuki." Masaru scolds, Mitsuki huffs.

"Don't worry, he's in denial, he'll open up to you soon-"

"I'm not opening up, I'm not gay!"

"It's fine Kacchan, I know you're not." Izuku said, smiling at him, Katsuki turns redder and looks away.

"I'm gonna go make breakfast, you can talk with your uncle, Izuku-kun." Mitsuki says, standing up and leaving for the kitchen.

In an instant Katsuki scolds him.

"Why would you go run off your mouth like that to my mom? She's gonna get ideas!" Katsuki hisses.

"It's just ideas and I answer honestly, lying isn't good, Kacchan."

"Did you have to tell her how much you liked me?!"

"But I do like you a lot!"

"Deku, she thinks you like me!"

"But I do!" Izuku insists, now confused.

"No as in you love me!"

"Oh." Izuku says, "Why not?" Katsuki sputters.

"What do you mean why not? I'm not a fucking fag, stop acting weird! I told you I'm not gay!" Izuku frowns.

"I know that, that doesn't mean I can't like Kacchan, right?"

"It's weird!"

"It's just me liking you, it's not like I'll make any moves, I won't push Kacchan like that!" Izuku huffs turning away, "it's not like Kacchan's the only person that I like-"

"You like someone else?! Who the fuck is it?!" Izuku playfully sticks his tongue out.

"I'm not telling."

"Oi-! Fucking tell me!"

"No way-!"

Masaru calmly sips his coffee as Izuku and Katsuki bicker infront of him.

"Seriously, you like me?" Izuku ponders a bit.

"I'm not sure but probably. I hope this doesn't make things weird." Izuku mutters, "is it okay?"

"Yeah sure, fuck whatever, just don't act weird." Izuku nods.

"I'm happy just being Kacchan's friend."

"Sure, Whatever, nerd."