"Kacchan, let's make plans!"

"The plan is I kick their asses and we win." He grunts, Izuku frowns.

"Kacchan, that's not a very good plan, although I don't doubt that Kacchan can take care of them easily, what if they get pass through you?"

"Won't happen." Izuku pouts.

"Kacchan, Ocha-chan-"

"Who the fuck is that?"

"The one wearing the cute black and pink costume! With the really cute boots!" Izuku chirps, "either way her quirk is that if she touches you with five fingers you'll float, I think. I'm not sure how it works but it make things float and I think Kacchan will float too if she touches you so be careful, Kacchan!"

"What about the tail person?"

"I haven't talked to him that much yet- he's a close range fighter aside from his tail- now that I think about it, do you think he cuddles his tail to sleep- it's like... it's a part of his own body- Kacchan have you ever thought about hugging a body part of yours to sleep? Isn't it weird? His tail is covered with skin right? It seems kinda flexible do you think it has bones in it? How do you think he con-"

"Stop muttering."

"Oops, sorry."

"Then all our worries is that girl then?" Izuku nods.

"Also, we're gonna be fucking villains, you better act the part, Deku."

"I got it Kacchan- well um first of all..." Izuku quickly gathers up all the objects in the room ( they were in the fifth floor )  and starts to chew through everything, not slowing to savour any of it.

"Heh, eating already?"

"Ocha-chan might touch stuff and end up throwing it at Kacchan or me." He mutters through his chewing.

"START!" Katsuki blinks.

"You keep eating that shit, I'll patrol through the area, tell me if something happens." Katsuki says before he runs off the room.

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"Why does this feel like an horror movie?" Ochako mutters, keeping close to Ojirou, "it's so quiet- we're at the 3rd flood, aren't we?" Ojirou nods.

"I wish they'd come to us already- it's so scary here alon-"

They yelp when they suddenly feel the brunt of an explosion from behind.

'Kacchan did you get them? Kacchan you're so cool!' Izuku chirps from the other line.

"Yeah sure, whatever- don't get your hopes up yet, I'm pretty sure the tail fucker blocked my shit with his tail." He mutters, his suspicions were confirmed, once they smoke clears, there it was, Ojirou protecting them both with a tail looking slightly burnt.

"Heroes, there's no fucking chance of you winning while I'm here, do why don't you give up already and admit defeat!" Katsuki yells.

'Kacchan sounds like a Shoujo-anime villain, so cheesy pffft'

"Oh yeah? We definitely have a chance of winning!" Ojirou yells back, standing up and there's no Ochako behind his tail, Katsuki's eyes widened.

"While you weren't looking, my companion slipped past through-!"

"You fucking idiot- why the shit would you tell me that?! OI DEKU, OCHAFUCK IS COMING OVER THERE." Katsuki screams. Katsuki glances back at Ojirou who was in a fighting stance, letting out a smirk.

"You wanna fight? I'll give you a fucking fight."

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'I'm almost here, how are things going on there?'

'I'm about to die- OUCH-! This is just Hero training why are you so-'

'HERO TRAINING?! THIS IS ONLY HERO TRAINING FOR YOU?! YOU OVER CONFIDENT FUCK I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A 100% CERTIFIED VILLAIN AND YOU DARE TO-!'

'CRAP-!'

Ochako winced in sympathy, but she has to carry on-!

Wait...

She paused before opening the door.

Wait no, she has to get over her fears if she ever wants to become a hero! She can't keep hesitating like this, not when a million lives can depend on just her one second of hesitation! She opens the door as quietly as possible but it ends up futile as Izuku seems to be waiting on the other side, a dangerous smirk on his face.

"And so you have arrived, hero! I- Deku, the bad guy, has been waiting for this moment my entire life!" He says before letting out an evil laugh, "surrender now or I'll bite your hand off-!"

"No! Please don't bite my hand off!" Izuku blinks.

"I'll just have to bite your leg off instead then!"

"That's not any better-"

"What do you want me to bite off- wait why am I taking demands from such a low life hero?! I'm a villain! And I say that I'll bite BOTH your ears off!" He says proudly. Ochako looks around the room, there's nothing for her to float- well aside from Izuku, and herself- but if she went near Izuku- her ears!

"HELP HAS ARRIVED!" Ojirou screams, holding some sort of metal tube he's been trying to hit Bakugou sigh, barely evading Bakugou's explosion.

"Deku what the shit are you waiting for?!"

"Oh um!" Izuku quickly readies his capture tape, running at Uraraka who was deep in thought, only slamming out of it when she was pinned to the ground and getting tied up.

"URARAKA HAS BEEN CAPTURED!"

Ojirou hissed, suddenly out of focus, Katsuki lunges at him but he quickly slams him away with his tail.

"Don't hurt Kacchan!" Izuku screams, pulling down his mouth guard he's been using to try and intimidate Ochako earlier, lunging at him too. Ojirou yelps, quickly covering himself with the metal pole he picked up earlier but Izuku bites through it like a hot knife through butter. He suddenly felt nervous as he's pinned to the wall, Izuku's sharp teeth intimidatingly close.

Before Izuku pulls him and quickly wraps him in capture tape. Pushing him to the ground and sitting on his back.

"Villain team wins! Hero team is captured!"

"Hah, that's what you get for trying to hurt Kacchan!" He said with a giggle, quickly ripping the tape off his I classmate, Katsuki only watched as he also continues to rip the one off Uraraka as well.

"Izuku-kun... you're not... biting my ears off, are you?"

"That was just a joke, don't worry about it Ocha-chan! I would never!"

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"Do you all know who the best player is?"

"Kacchan." Izuku automatically says.

"No, it was you, Midoriya-shounen!" Izuku blinks slowly.

"But Kacchan is the best! I'm not the best-"

"Uh well- who do you think performed the... most well?" All Might says.

"Oh Uh... well, Kacchan had a lot of opportunities to capture Ojirou-kun but he never did but he did keep me updated with things that are happening, Ocha-chan kept on hesitating to do anything because she was kind of scared, Ojirou-kun gave away Ocha-chan's position... hm... I'm not sure..."

"It's you Midoriya-shouned, you're the most well player!" Izuku's eyes widen, sparkling.

"Really? It was me? I was the... I was a good boy?"

"Yes you are! You're a good boy!"

"Even if I was the villain?"

"Uraraka-san hesitated a lot because of her fear of you, you were right for making threats as a villain, I don't find it commendable that you left yourself open to her attacks but you clouded her judgement enough that she didn't notice. While you had some flaws- Bakugou-san had to snap you out of it for you to capture Uraraka, and I'm not sure if you noticed yourself but you also clouded Ojirou's judgement, he was hesitating and nervous due to you breaking the pole infront of him with your teeth.

Being eaten alive is a fear that a lot of people have, it's not a very good way to die and a painful one too, Ojirou could've bounced you away with his tail but much like Uraraka, he couldn't think clearly- only able to focus on your quirk and what it could do since you were in such close proximity despite knowing that this was just a hero exercise, you and Bakugou made a villain team but you were the best villain out of both." Yaoyorozu finished.

"Wow that's a lot of words! So I was a good boy?"

"You were a good villain."

"I'm a good boy- Kacchan did you hear that-?!"

"I did."

"Can I get a hug?"

"No."

"Oh I can give you a hug-" Kirishima says, Bakugou quickly hugs Izuku.

"Sorry he's already hugging someone, fuck off." Katsuki growls, almost possessively.

"It's fine Eichan, I'll hug you after Kacchan's done hugging me-!"

"Well too bad for you I'm staying."

"Eh?"

"Shut up and keep hugging me."