Okay this one is for boys

Pick your favorite excuse for not doing your homework

I don't have my homework/didn't do my homework because.....

A: My pet llama ate some radioactive stuff then ate my homework then died with the homework half digested and covered in toxic stomach acid.

B:I was in the Hunger Games and used it to build a small fire to cook over then remembering that a fire would attract attention,stamped it out but my homework was ashes...yep that's it.

C : I somehow got transported to the future,where my homework was considered antique and a guy bought it from me for a million dollars.