Mirei waited patiently, eyeing the group chat with a smug grin.

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Sonic: Gentlemen

Hypnos: Bitches, bros, and non binary hoes, I am thoroughly pissed

You: Wut happened?

Bottle Blondie: Did someone piss in your cornflakes or some shit?

*Where Shinso is....*

Hitoshi groaned, staring at the letter in his hands. He'd watched the recording, and was oh so very pissed off and disappointed.

You: Got fucking booted to General Studies

Sea Salt: That's bullshit!

Bottle Blondie: Why would they do that?!

You: Failed the physical exams

Sonic: OUTRAGEOUS! Your quirk is perfect for hero work! I know it, you know it, Bottle Blondie knows it-

Bottle Blondie: Why is that my name again????

Sea Salt: Because your so damn blonde if we were in the U.S. you'd fit right in

You: Oop-

Bottle Blondie: HOW?!

Sea Salt: Neito, you look like every basic white boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, and you sound like the blonde bitch from Miraculous.

Sonic: Chloe?

Sea Salt: Yeah, Chloe. You sound like Chloe.

Bottle Blondie: I'm going to kill all of you

You: We're so scared

You: But in all seriousness though, UA is on some bullshit

Sea Salt: Heard a rumor that you can transfer to the hero course later in the year. I might be able to pull some strings....

Sonic: No

You: You better fucking not

Sea Salt: Why?!

Bottle Blondie: Every time you say "I might be able to pull some strings" some crazy shit happens and we all get in trouble for it

Sea Salt: Name one time!

You: When we were trying to go see a movie and you stole your uncle's car

Bottle Blondie: I can't believe we almost hit someone

Sonic: I can't believe we made it to the movie in one piece

Sea Salt: Fuck all of you my driving ain't the bad

You: It is tho

You: I heard sirens at one point and when I said to pull over, you looked me dead in the eyes and said "I'm running off just an Oreo, don't fuck with me"

Sea Salt: Okay, so maybe that time was bad

Bottle Blondie: Or that time you went into Starbucks, and proceeded to order the poor workers to fill a venti with espresso, with one of the energy packets. And then proceeded to chug half of it immediately, saying "Caffeine is the only reason I am standing". I'm convinced they thought you were some sort of otherworldly creature.

Sea Salt: Okay, so those two times-

Sonic: Or how about when you took out a bag of chips and fed the seagulls, luring them towards the station.... You then proceeded to throw the bag into the train, and twenty five (I counted) seagulls terrorised the passengers for the next ten minutes until the next stop

Sea Salt: Okay, maybe I'm a little bit evil.

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Come Monday, Mirei was fitted with the standard UA outfit, walking through the front doors with a happy grin on her face. Or, well, it was happy until she entered her classroom (five minutes late), and locked eyes with her homeroom teacher.

"Mirei Kayama I'm assuming?" The man asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Mhm." Mirei hummed, paling slightly.

"Good. I'm Shouta Aizawa. Your teacher."

Fuck. On the bright side, she could spot Tenya in one of the seats in the back, keeping on his proper and respectful persona. He blinked at her, acting as if he didn't know her at all for the time being.

"Alright.... Now, everyone put on your gym uniforms, and meet me outside."

*A few minutes later....*

The moment Mirei heard one of the students say something about the tests being "fun", she knew it was all over. Aizawa turned to face her, narrowing his eyes.

"Kayama. Would you do me a favor and show Bakugo how 'fun' this is supposed to be?" He ordered.

Mirei sighed, saying "Really? Not even the first day, and already we're doing this.... Alright then."

Aizawa turned to the blonde, saying "Bakugo, I want you to try and take down Kayama."

"Ha," Bakugo mocked, explosions popping off his palms. "I'll kill this bitch easily!"

Mirei stretched, letting her scales shift to a darker hue. She sighed, her nails turning to sharp claws within moments, her eyes hardening. She dashed at him, getting in front of him within moments, slamming his face into the ground. She pressed her knee into his back, holding down his arms, sure his palms were facing the ground. The speed she did this at surprised the other students, all of them staring.

"You're slow!~" She said in a sing song voice, the sound coiling around Bakugo's mind. "Now, be a good boy and stay down, darling.... I'd hate to have to punish you for misbehaving~"

Bakugo's face turned an angry and flustered shade of red, the boy unable to move much. She then got off of him, brushing a strand of hair behind her ear, smirking.

"Hold on.... Now I know where I recognize your name from!" A green haired boy said. "Your mother's the R-rated hero, Midnight! W- wait a second... If that's true, then...."

A few of the other students paled, a blonde with a lightning bolt in his hair saying "You're Mirei Kayama...."

"No shit, Sherlock." Mirei retorted. "Princess of the torrent, at your unfortunate service."

"Kayama here already has combat training," Aizawa stated. "Right now, she's far ahead of you, on a different league. You'll have to do a lot to catch up with her if you wish to remain in U.A., which reminds me, the person who does the worst with be expelled, effective immediately." A boy raised a hand, Aizawa saying "Yes?"

Tenya, keeping up his professionalism, asked "If Kayama's so advanced, then why isn't she with the second years?"

Mirei resisted giving him a snide remark.

"Kayama is advanced, yes, but she's still got a lot to learn, as do all of you. It would be illogical to put her with the second years when she still wouldn't have the knowledge she needs. I suggest you learn to get along with her."