What's up weebs long time no weeb

No seriously it's been awhile since I've sinned aka watched anime like it's become a side thing for me?? Maybe I'm not a weeb anymore idk I still have like four billion posters on my wall so fight me

Anyways!!

How are you all doing?? Yes!! It's October and u know what this means!!!

Cue the spooky music from nightmare before Christmas

THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN

I'm so so excited!! My friends and I are trick or treating in our neighborhood soon and then we probably will go to another neighborhood since for some dumb reason our trick or treating ends at 5 pm.

What the heCK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED AT 2 PM LAME

It's always been like this so I don't question it but whatever lol

Yes I am dressing up you are never too old to dress up!! And I'm putting thought it into my costume. I'm going to be

Drumroll by all my friends in marching band. . .

THE STEREOTYPICAL WHITE GIRL!!!

Yes yes calm down coolest costume ever and I can't wait to put it all together. Omg it's gonna be rad af haha so I'm gonna go out shopping for starbucks that day for my costume omg im gonna slay

my mom said that people will be like "RACIST"

and honestly its not racist like. . . ??? its a stereotype and im not gonna paint my face white or anything like that cause that would be weird and possibly offend every person in the world. My friend is gonna do super dramatic makeup lol aka chunky mascara and all that jazz

What're your guys' Halloween plans? do not give me the shit of oh yeah im too old to dress up like no son i will fight u to the death legit

lmao no im all skin and boNES I would lose but STILL!! dressing up is hella fun like get into a group with your closest friends and dress up as each other!! like just borrow each other's clothes if you guys are close to the same size or just act like them for a day

and FOR ALL U WEEBS WITH COSPLAY!! GO OUT WITH YOUR COSPLAY AND SHOW OFF THAT 3D MANEUVER GEAR legit if I had AOT cosplay I would be mikasa every halloween my hair is exactly like hers lol DONT BE AFRAID TO SHOW OFF THE WEEBINESS

Do's and Don'TS of HALLOWEEN WITH MONTY

DO:

-be spooky, eat candy, watch halloween movies, eat candy corn, dress up, go trick-or-treating, make halloween treats like cookies and muffins, CARVE A PUMPKIN!! (I haven't done that in awhile mostly because I don't really have time but thats totally okay) DECORATE YOUR HOUSE!! The only decoration I put up every year is a plastic pumpkin that you plug in and it lights up. . . yes im lame

DON'T:

-act like you can't trick or treat because you so fucking can that's right I went there. Don't buy one of those sexy weird costumes like sexy police girl oh my god why would you want there no be scary!! SCARY IS KEY!! totally not offending anyone though Ily all also don't insult little children's costumes from personal experience please don't lmao silent sobbing

That's basically all I have to say tbh!! I worked on a bit more of the MH story but I have no clue where I'm going with it. Inspiration come to me please I need u sobs

I've HIT 1K VOTES ON IT THOUGH YES CELEBRATION!! thank you all so so much for all of the funny and memorable comments I love u all!!

Stay tuned!!

-Monty