The dimension-travel-inator
I swear these chapter titles keep getting longer and longer.
Also Morro staying a kid won so enjoy Morro being a kid for the rest of the book.
And if you're sad about him being a kid forever don't worry. I have something very big planned and I will tell you about it at the end of the book.
Also don't forget to thank @Sn0wwish for daring Morro to be a kid. You would've never gotten him if it wasn't for them.
Anyway onto the chappy.
Jay: Hey look what I ordered online!
Nya: What's that?
Kai: That does not seem good.
Jay: It's a dimension-travel-inator. We can travel dimensions with it!
Cole: You do know that Randonautica already exists, right?
Jay: Yes but Randonautica is an app this is a gun.
L. Morro: AAAAAAH GUN! *hides behind Cole*
Cole: Don't worry it's not dangerous. It literally has a rubber duck attached to it.
Jay: So.... are we gonna go to another dimension?
Zane: That sounds very dangerous I reccomend that we-
Jay: *sends everyone to another dimension*
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Lloyd: *looks around* Uhhh where are we?
Kai: This looks like some sort of old mansion.
L. Morro: I scared.
Nya: Look! There's a light coming from that room!
Ninja: *enter the room and see Voldemort and his death eaters having a tea party with hello kitty cups*
Cole: *points to voldemort* Why is that guy nose-less?
Voldemort: I'm not nose-less! My nose is just very flat!
Voldemort: Also what are you doing at my tea party?!
Snape: They seem to be fruit colored pajama men from another dimension.
Bellatrix: *in a maniac voice* I CAN TAKE CARE OF THEM IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM MASTER!
Jay: RUN! *Sends everyone to another dimension*
Voldemort: Aw man, I was gonna offer them death eater cookies...
Draco: Can I have them instead?
Voldemort: No! You're seventeen! You should respect your elders!
Draco: *mumbles* Sometimes I wish that Potter managed to find you and kill you...
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Ninja: *arrive in another dimension*
Cole: Woah! This is a candy land!
L. Morro: *eating the grass*
Lloyd: *putting literally everything in his mouth*
Willy wonka: Wait a minute, are you one of the children that found the golden ticket?
Kai: What's that?
W.W: Never mind, we can continue the tour with you guys. Now come on my candy boat that sails on a chocolate river.
Cole: I am already loving this dimension.
Lloyd: CHOCOLATE? DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE?! *Starts licking the boat*
W.W: Please stop licking my boat or else it will get sticky.
Kai: That method's not gonna work. This one will. *clears throat* HEY GREENY! STOP LICKING THAT BOAT! YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Lloyd: *stops licking boat*
Kai: No need to thank me.
*a little while later*
Child: *almost blows up*
Oompa loompas: *dancing and singing*
Nya: I'm noticing that they do that every single time a child gets badly injured. I'm starting to get a little worried now...
Jay: Yeah let's get out here.
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Kai: What f***ing place is this?!
Person 1: Welcome to fan fiction headquarters! The home of all fanfictions!
Person 2: Wait, are you Jay and Nya!? You guys are my otp!
Jay and Nya: *back away* that's good?
Person 2: Ahh! You guys are even cuter in real life!
Person 3: Jay belongs with Cole!
Cole: What the f-
Zane: *covers Cole's mouth with his hand* No swearing in front of Morro!
L. Morro: *singing* A is for ***, B is for *****, C is for **** and D is for ****!
Zane: *puts a whole bar of soap in L. Morro's mouth*
Person 4: No he belongs with Nya!
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 3: Nya's garbage!
Nya: *sad Nya noises*
Jay: *Angry Jay noises* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Person 5: Nya obviously belongs with Skylor.
Kai: What the f-
Zane: *glares*
Kai: -udge?
Zane: good.
Lloyd: Ok, there seems to be a ship war going on so let's leave.
Person 6: I belong with Zane!
Person 7: No! He belongs with Cole!
Person 8: Cole belongs with Nya!
Wu: *pops out of nowhere and shoots person 8*
Wu: My job here is done. *goes back to where he came from*
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L. Morro: This place looks dead.
Lloyd: It also smells dead.
Cole: It is dead.
Cho: What are you guys doing under my bed? (I just realized that it all rhymed)
Ninja: *leave*
Cho: Welp, back to browsing my phone.
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(Ten points if you can reckognize what dimension this is)
Little Nya: *points at L. Jay* The glitter glue was his idea!
L. Jay: No it wasn't! I don't even own glitter glue!
Kai: Why are there miniature versions of ourselves?
L. Zane: Who are you?
L. Cole: I don't know who they are but I'm still gonna throw rocks at them! *throws rocks*
L. Morro: Everyone! use Cole as a Shield! He is big enough for everyone!
*everyone hides behind Cole*
L. Kai: What's going on here?
Lloyd: I think it's time we left.
Ninja: *leave*
L. Kai: That was strange.
L. Nya: The glitter glue was still your idea!
L. Jay: I don't even have glitter glue!
L. Cole to L. Zane: First spinjitsu master, they fight like an old married couple.
L. Zane: but they are neither old nor married.
L. Cole: Yes, but they will be.
L. Zane: How can you be so sure?
L. Cole: never mind...
L. Kai in the background: Alright Nya, you've spent enough time with Jay! Please go and do something else!
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Ninja: *return back to ninjago*
Misako: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? (Harry potter refrence)
Lloyd: Mom, I can explain!
Misako: Explain then!
Lloyd: Uhhh... well... you see... Uh..
Misako: All of you are grounded!
Kai: But it was Jay's idea!
Misako: You're still grounded!
Morro: Please don't ground me! They forced me to go with them!
Lloyd: No we di-
Morro: They said that they will hurt me if I don't go with them! *fake cries*
Misako: Oh you poor thing. All of you except Morro are grounded!
L. Morro: *sticks out tongue*
Ninja: *sad and angry pajama men noises*
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