For all you Jay fans, No, do not think of Jay as an idiot. I'm litteraly known for simping for this boy and I have no regrets (TO ALL OF MY SIMPING FRIENDS: THIS BETTER NOT END UP IN THE JHO CULT-). This is for comedic purposes only. I'm too young to have my head on a pike.

Someone on discord pointed out that Nya was the only thing keeping Jay sane and I agree tbh. Just look at what he did whenever they were separated!

✨Things Jay did when Nya wasn't around✨

- Started a TV show (S3)
- Ate a hundred creamy biscuits (S4)
- Committed minor crimes (S5)
- Made a wish that put the entirety of ninjago into peril (S6) (Nya wasn't there with him when he did that so it counts)
- Started bribing the Samurai X to find out about her identity (S7)
- Went insane (S9)
- Entered a video game (S12)
- Started a cult (S12)
- Got Kidnapped and then got sacrificed (S14)
- Nearly drowned (S15)

There's probably more to this list that I can't remember but just try to imagine what he'd be doing by the end of seabound! (Probably eating the entirety of the dairy dragon or something idk)

Anywho enjoy!

Cole: Hey y'all! And welcome back to our channel. I know we've only been uploading videos of Jay telling you to subscribe.... which you seem to like them for some reason? But today I have decided to do a small documentary on Jay's behavior when Nya isn't around for long periods of time. So let's get started!

Jay: BUT BEFORE WE DO, DON'T FORGET TO S U B S C R I B E

Cole: Right now, Nya has just left for a long mission. We don't know how long it'll take but she should be back by the end of this week. Now since Nya JUST left, Jay would probably be on normal behav-

Kai: Zaaaaaaaaane! Can you peel Jay away from the window? He's trying to count the amount of dead birds in the sky but he's smearing his hideous face on the window while doing so.

Pixal: Did you just say dead birds? In the sky?

Zane: Of course Kai.

Zane: Jay! Look! *holds up pudding cup and throws it into another room*

Jay: PUDDING *Runs after pudding cup while making dog noises*

Cole: I- well I guess I wrong then.

Lloyd: What are you doing?

Cole: I'm filming a documentary on how Jay can get when Nya isn't around.

Lloyd: I'm pretty sure Nya would never leave him alone after she sees that.

Cole: Ya think?!

Jay from the other room: NYOOM NYOOM NYOOOOOOOMMMMM-

Cole: I'll talk to you later Lloyd gotta finish my documentary! *runs into the room*

Cole: *clears throat and points the camera at Jay* It's been four minutes since Nya left and Jay is already naruto running on the walls and making sound effects in doing so.

Jay: *in a singsong voice* OOOOHHHHHHHHH COLE IS A PICKLE! A SMELLY LITTLE PICKLE! AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SHOWER! LA LA LA LA LAAAAA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!

Cole: Here's a fun fact! Jay still isn't toilet trained.

Jay: THAT'S NOT TRUE!*flies away via flapping his legs*

Cole: *follows him*

Cole: Now, we see Jay again smearing his face on the window and staring out of it like a himbo. Let's go ask him what he's doing.

Cole: So Jay, what are you doing staring out the window while smearing your face on it?

Jay: I'm seeing how many radioactive uranium atoms there are in the sky so I can trap them and use them for my miniature-cockroach-gas-chamber.

Cole:..... ok and how many are there?

Jay: Ten billion four thousand eight hundred and ninty four.

Cole to camera: So what's interesting here is that Jay tends to get really dedicated in doing pointless things and succeeds in doing them. Which is kind of pluasable to be honest. He may be an idiot, but he's a successful idiot. That concludes day one. I'll see you tommorow.

Jay: s u b s c r i b e

🕺💃-DAY TWO-💃🕺

Cole: It's a fine morning. Kai is tweeting, Sensei is screaming and Jay is sleeping because he spent the entire night playing video games.

Cole: But now I hear some whizzing which can only mean-

Jay: *flies out of his room with a tiny helicopter on his head*

Cole: Jay's awake! And he's eating breakfast now which is the most sugary thing I've ever seen.

Jay: But you eat sugar 24/7!

Kai: We all are to be honest. Nya is a serious health nut. Even though she doesnt force her opinions onto us, you can still feel her planning your murder everytime you eat too much sugar. *shudders*

Lloyd: And now that she's away, we can eat as much sugar as we want! *puts marshmallow syrup on chocolate coated candy pancakes with a huge glob of chocolate ice-cream on top

Cole: Don't you think that's a bit too much?

Lloyd: Hold on-*puts tiny piece of lettuce on the side to make it healthy* There, much better!

Jay: *inhales his breakfast*

Cole: Hmm Jay also seems to have developed great lung strength but the question is, does the food go to his lungs or the stomach?

Jay: It goes to my right atrium!

Kai: And what goes to your stomach?

Jay: Oxygen!

Kai: And what goes to your lungs?

Jay: memories!

Kai: And what goes to your-

Pixal: Don't question his anatomy. It'll give you a mid-life crisis. I know from experience.

Cole: Jay has been awfully quiet for a whole minute which is a long time for a guy like him. That can never mean anything good so I'm now going to search the-

Jay: *is hugging a cactus*

Cole: Jay, What in the ever loving hell are you doing?!

Jay: Showing this cactus the love she deserves! Imagine being covered in spikes and everyone is avoiding you because you're "harmful". It wasn't the cactus's decision to be a cactus! Who knows, maybe this cactus could've been an adorable dog that everyone would want to hug but no! It got to be a cactus which everyone avoids! Just imagine how sad Rosaline would be feeling!

Cole: You're litteraly covered in cuts! Get away from that thing!

Jay: She's not a "thing"! And her name is Rosaline! *hugs cactus even tighter*

Cole: Wait a minute, I've heard that as a middle name before...

Jay: What?

Cole: *puts on "never gonna give you up: karaoke edition"*

Cactus:......

Cole:....

Jay:.......

Cactus: *starts to sweat*

Cole: *narrows eyes*

Cactus: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE-

Cole: I KNEW IT! YOU AREN'T A CACTUS! YOU'RE CHO!

Cactus: *flies out of window* IT WAS A DARE. I HAD THE OPTION TO REFUSE BUT IM NOT A CHICKEN.

Cole: Now here we say Jay searching something on the internet. Let's see what it is!

Search bar: When is Nya coming home Pls answer, she makes awesome pancakes and I'm sick of eating Cole's pancakes. This is the third time one of us has gotten a bad case of diarrhea because of his poor cooking skills.

Jay: *looks at camera* SUBSCRIBE!

Cole: *deep breath* I will go and get the milk. *runs away while crying*

(Outside the milk store)

Cole: *drinks milk* So that was the end of Day two. Today we learned that Jay's body parts start to swap roles and that he becomes more sympathetic while simultaneously getting less sympathetic. I don't know how any of that works and I never will.

Cole: *drinks more milk* See you on day three.

🕺💃DAY THREE💃🕺

Cole: I've decided to switch things up a bit. Today, we're gonna play a good ol' game of truth or dare with our buddy Jay.

Cole: So Jay, Truth or Dare?

Jay: I am a man with good morals. I do not let two simple words control what I have to say as I say what comes to the heart of my mind. My speaking pattern is a series of complex analogies and puzzle pieces that cannot be manipulated by your pathetic school boy vocabulary. I have deeply observed the greatest minds to live: Pluto, Steakspear and Santa. I have thoroughly understood their beliefs and thoughts and have left all my old foolish desires and likings behind me. Once, I was only a shell of a complete man. Now, I am a completely complete man and nothing can prevent me from losing my greatest form.

Lloyd: Here's some advice: Ignore your worries like you ignored Jay's speech.

Jay: You ignored it?! But I spent so much time on it!

Lloyd: That's not what I-

Jay: YOUR NOT MY FRIEND ANYMORE! *runs away*

Zane: You're*

Kai: How tf did he manage to make a typo in real life?

🕺💃DAY FOUR💃🕺

Jay: I miss Nya :( *eats pudding*

Cole: huh, I didn't have to do an intro today.

Jay: oh and S U B C R I B E

Jay: I still miss Nya tho :(

Cole: She'll be back in a few days, don't worry. Lets do something fun in the meantime

Kai: YOU WANT ME! I WANT YOU BABY! MY SUGERBOO! I'M LEVITATING! THE MILKYWA-

Lloyd: SHUT UP!

Kai: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SENPAI-

Lloyd: I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! NOT SWITH SONGS!

Kai: WELL YOU YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID SO!

Lloyd: *Triggered* BISH I- *starts fist fight*

Zane: We need to stop them before they inflict any serious damage!

Pixal: Nah this is kinda entertaining.

Jay: I'm still sad.

Kai: *stops fist fighting* No one cares! *goes back to fist fighting*

Cole: *hugs Jay* It's okay Jay, lets just watch these two fight each other until they either get tired or one of them dies.

Lloyd: I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU PERISH YOU LITTLE-

🕺💃DAY FIVE💃🕺

*house starts cleaning itself*

*cactus flies back into window*

*all of Lloyd's pillows and blankets float away from Nya's bed and back onto Lloyd's because he finds her bed the most comfortable and was hogging it while she was away*

*Lloyd and Kai become best friends again*

*Everyone's case of diarrhea that they got from Cole's pancakes gets better*

Zane: Everything is suddenly fixing itself!

Lloyd: That can only mean one thing,

Jay: NYA'S HOME!

Cole: I CAN FINALLY END THIS DOCUMENTARY!

Cole: BAI Y'ALL! HOPE YOU ENJOYED! *Closes camera*

Nya: *opens door* I'M BAC- *Chokes* Ugh this place seems to have started stinking even more in my absence! When will you all learn about deodorant?!

Jay: NYA! YOU'RE BACK!

Kai: Ugh they're gonna have a cheesy reunion now aren't they?

Jay and Nya: *start dabbing at the destiny writers who had the audacity to think that they could seperate them*

Cole: I was not expecting that but okay.

Zane: *smiles* At least everything is back to normal.

Nya: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I forgot to bring one of my bags and I came here to get it so.... I'm gonna be away for another week.

Jay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

This was hella long-

And to everyone who was wondering why I didn't update this in so long, wattpad stopped working for me as my device was getting to old and the servers in PK are down atm so that's another reason why it wasn't working for me. But I ended up getting a new phone and got a vpn so all that's fixed now

I don't know what else to say so bai! :D