I'M ALIVE!

Surprisingly, not a lot of time has passed ever since I last updated but oh well.

And before I begin I want to show you this amazing piece of art by the_quiet_jade.

She has also made another piece of art that I forgot to show you so here it issss

Last but not the least, "The cake of lightning" is an actual YouTube channel now. (Credits to the_quiet_jade. You have no idea how happy I was!)

Onto the chapter!

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Wu: Hello?

Scammer: Hello your computer has virus. (The scammer's English is meant to be broken. Calm yourselves down grammar freaks)

Wu: Please wait *gets off phone*

Wu: Pixal! What's a computer?

Pixal: The box that Lloyd stares at all the time.

Wu: Thank you.

Wu: *gets back on phone* I don't use a computer, I use my smart kettle.

Scammer: Okay, your smart kettle has virus.

Wu: Virus? You mean covid?!?!

Pixal: Master, Get off the phone!

Wu: Quiet Pixal! *gets back on phone* So I have a lot of herbal teas for battling against covid, which one should I use?

Scammer: No, it's a different virus. To remove this, go on chrome.

Wu: What the heck is "chrome"?

Pixal: Master, this is a scam!

Wu: *ignores pixal*

Scammer: Click on red, yellow and green icon with blue circle in the middle.

Wu: I found it!

Pixal: Its a scam master! He's gonna take all of your money away!

Wu: Wait, are you a scam?

Scammer:... No.

Wu: See Pixal? Its not a scam!

Pixal: *banging her head against the table*

Zane: Yo, are you okay?

Pixal: Someone please explain to him that its a scam!

Zane: Yo, let me try.

Zane: Yo, this is a scam.

Wu: How do you know?

Zane: *looks at pixal* what's the proof yo?

Pixal: *facepalms*

Jay: *falls out of vent with Cole* I can explain!

Pixal: What were you doing up there?

Jay: Uhhhh... *intense flashbacks of them spying on the ninja (minus Nya)*

Cole: We were cleaning them!

Jay: Yup! We were doing just that!

Pixal: You were cleaning..... without any cleaning gear?

Cole: Don't ask what we were doing up there! Just mind your own business!

Jay: Do you have any idea of how wrong that sounds?!

Nya: Jay, have you been cheating on me?

Jay: NO! I'd never-

Wu: Okay, so I clicked the blue button you were talking about. Is there anything else I should do?

Scammer: No, I said to not click the blue button!

Wu: Then should I click the green button?

Scammer: No! Click the red button!

Wu: But there is three of them.

Scammer: *close to exploding* click the right button...

Wu: Which one is the right button?

Scammer: The button on your right hand side!

Pixal: Master! Put. The. Phone. Down!

Wu: This one? *left button*

Scammer: No! the right one!

Scammer: *exhausted* Okay, your product has fixed itself. Goodbye! *hangs up*

Wu: Oh I know which one to click! *clicks right button* I've clicked the button!

Wu: Hello? I clicked the button! Hello? Hello?

Jay: He just left?

Cole: Dang, he must've been really annoyed.

Wu: Pixal, why is there a box on my kettle that says, "error, your device has a virus"?

Pixal: Let me see.

Nya: What the- did we just lose all our money?!

Pixal: It seems like it.

Jay: Does that mean, no more fortnite!?!

Pixal: No more fortnite.

Cole: *slaps Jay* I thought I told you to stop playing that unholy game!

Nya: *Slaps Cole* Don't hit him!

Kai: *Slaps Nya* If that means I don't have to walk out of the living room every time Jay plays that, then maybe its not gonna be so bad...

Jay: *slaps Kai* Why did you slap her?!

Kai: I wanted to continue the slap cycle!

Pixal: We're doomed....