
Skylor's strange customers
(Gosh that title sounds like a name of a Tv series)
Also I made a new description.
Now, before we get started I wanted to show you this amazing! art of little morro flying away with balloons by zanime453
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Anyway onto the chapter.
Customer #1
Dareth: Hey Skylor you got any of those puffy potstickers?
Skylor: Yes. How many would you like?
Dareth: About 36785214788312468908313579974322 and make sure they're really spicy and puffy!
Skylor: Are you sure you want them to be spicy? You remember how last time went...
Dareth: Relax. I'll be fine.
The bathroom cleaners in the background: Ah s*** here we go again.
Customer #2
Kai: *leans against counter* ya like jazz?
Skylor: For the last time Kai, the bee movie is not a good source of pick up lines!
Kai: Ok but aren't you gonna take my order?
Skylor: *sighs* What would you like?
Kai: You.
Skylor: That would be cute if hadn't already said that a million times before.
Kai: Stop ruinin' mah pick up lines!
Skylor: I would if you got some new pickup lines.
Kai: *pouts*
Customer #3
(This one's on a phone call)
L. Morro: Hi can you get me pizza?
Skylor: Sorry but this Chen's noodle house. We don't make pizza but we do make noodles!
L. Morro: Okay but can you get me the pizza?
Skylor: I can't, we don't make pizzas.
L. Morro: But why?
Skylor: Listen is there any older person I can talk to?
L. Morro: Yes but why? Do you not want to talk to me?
Skylor: It's not that I don't want to talk to you. I just need to talk to someone who's older. I'll send you a pizza if you let me talk to someone older.
L. Morro: Okay!
Jay: hey can I have a pepperoni pizza?
Skylor: Sorry but this is Chen's noodle house. we do not make pizzas.
Jay: Okay but can I get a pepperoni pizza?
Skylor: *facepalms*
Someone in the background who overheard the call: Get this man a pepperoni pizza!
Customer #4
Karen: My son's noodles didn't come with a toy! I want to the manager!
Skylor who is the manager: Anakin...
Skylor: Start panakin...
Skylor: I don't have a plankin!
Customer #5
Random person who is not wearing a mask: Can I *cough* get *cough* the special? *cough*
*coffin dance starts playing*
The restaurant staff: *comes out of the kitchen with a coffin on their shoulders*
Skylor: *yeets person into coffin, closes the coffin, and yeets the coffin out of the window*
Customer #6
Skylor: uh... why is Gordan Ramsay approaching our resturaunt?
Staff member 1: Uh oh..
Staff member 2: first spinjitsu master please go easy on us!
Staff member 3: That's it I quit!
Staff member 4: *writing last will*
Staff member 5: 2020, please don't become this bad...
Skylor: Oh wait, he's going to another restaurant.
Staff: *Kalm*
Skylor: Wait, Now he's pointing at OUR resturaunt!
Staff: *Panik*
Skylor: Oh wait he's smiling.
Staff: *kalm*
Skylor: But now he's approaching it again!
Staff: *PANIK*
Skylor: but he's smiling at the same time so it must be good.
Staff: *Kalm but are still paniking a little*
Customer #7
Lloyd: Hey can you babysit Morro? Yes? Thanks! bye!
Skylor:......
L. Morro: Excuse me but I didn't get the pizza you promised.
Skylor: *internal screaming*
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